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All stand.

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Please.

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We meet in the presence of God, who
holds the key of life and death.

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We meet to remember the life of Elfie,
who has died.

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Thank you, Vicar. It was a lovely
service. Mum would have been so pleased.

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I'm delighted.

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Interesting choice of music for the
cremation. Yes, it was a great favourite

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Mum's. Smoke gets in your eyes.

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Gracie, I thank everyone for coming. Can
we go now?

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I'm talking to the Reverend Gilmartin,
Maurice.

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Yes, I can see that.

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Nice service, Vicar. Well done. Cheers.

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Can we go now? I'm getting hungry.

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Maurice, I've got the Vicar here, I've
got the crematorium here. I can get

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another urn in seconds.

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Don't tempt me.

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Thank you so much for everything.

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How are you doing, Grace? You all right?
Oh, I'm fine, thanks, Leonie.

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It must have been terrible for you to
lose her so suddenly.

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Yes, I know she was 85, but it's still a
shock when it happens.

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At least the old girl went quickly,
which is all any of us can ask.

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I'm still not convinced your loft ladder
didn't have something to do with that.

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Not again, Grace, please.

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It only just installed the damn thing,
and it came down... Just like that. It

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was supposed to come down just like
that. Not of its own accord. Not at

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the morning. Not when my poor mother's
trotting off to the loo. It didn't hit

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her hard. It sent her flying.

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You know, I mean, that sort of thing is
bound to affect you, isn't it? That was

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days before she died. Even the coroner
said there was no connection.

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I do hope you'll all come back to the
house for a drink.

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You'll come back to the house.

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I'm going back?

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Yes, but not for long. We've got things
to do, haven't we, Dave?

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Yeah.

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She's still got you at it, Dave.

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Oh, yes.

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Don't be like that.

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A lot of men are killed to have as much
sex as you're having.

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A lot of men are dying having as much
sex as I'm having. Well, it's your own

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fault. Was it my fault? He's got low
mortality.

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Oh, what's that?

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It means you've got lazy sperm.

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I haven't. You have? I haven't. You
have? There's nothing wrong with my

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They're just like him.

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Big lazy bugger.

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They should be whizzing about all over
the place instead of waiting for the

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on the floor for watching much of the
day. Oh, I've had enough of this. I'm

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going to see Rob.

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Oh, no, you're not. I won't be a minute.
Oh, no, Dave.

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I promised him I'd pop round. I won't be
long.

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All right, but make sure you're not.

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Oh, Dave, remind him he's having the
kids tomorrow and tell him not to be

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Will do. Thank you. And nothing
alcoholic while you're round there.

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what the doctor said.

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Hiya. You didn't need to tidy up on my
account.

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Yeah, sorry about this. A bit behind on
the orders.

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Want a beer?

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Ah, best not.

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Any chance of a cup of tea?

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Yeah.

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Oh, um, Leonie said to remind you,
you've got the kids all day tomorrow.

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be late.

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When have I ever been late for the kids?

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Honestly, she's five miles away. She's
still nagging me.

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So,

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How was Morris's funeral?

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It wasn't Morris's funeral. It was his
mother -in -law's. Yeah, I know, but I

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can dream, can't I?

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How was the old slaphead? He wasn't that
upset she'd gone.

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Mind you, give him his due. He did keep
it down to a smirk for grace's sake.

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So, you're still copying the old DVDs,
eh?

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I've got where I'm living, haven't I?
I've got two houses to run, Leonie and

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kids to keep.

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This is wrong.

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What? Well, it says Forrest Hump.

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Yeah, that's right.

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Hump.

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You're not knocking old porn, are you?
Well, don't say it like that. I'm only

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copying them. I'm not starring in them.

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Yeah, I think she's fair enough, all
right.

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Mind you, it was a bit of a blow.

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One minute the old girl shouted the odds
of Richard and Judy on the telly, the

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next minute, gone.

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Still, that's life, isn't it?

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In the garden, if you're going to smoke
that.

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Can't do a bloody thing right in this
place.

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It's not just this place.

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I must have won a grave when she was a
teenager.

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Oh, she looks the same as she does now.

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Look who's here.

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He's changed a bit.

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Would anyone like another sandwich?

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Oh, no, not for me.

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Hey, Grace.

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It looks like someone's been having a go
at Maurice with a felt -tip pen.

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Show me.

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Oh, no, he did have hair when I married
him.

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Oh, my God, look who we have.

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Big boy, isn't he?

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Oh, no.

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Woolen swimming trunks always used to
sag like that when they got wet.

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I thought it was all him.

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I should be so lucky.

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Look.

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It's for their wedding.

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Oh, doesn't it look marvellous?

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Yeah.

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Look at the date.

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What? Look.

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The date and the year.

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So, how are things in Robbie land?

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Yeah, great.

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Life of a single man.

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Tops.

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Is it?

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Yeah, you know.

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I'm my own boss.

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Come and go as I please. Brilliant.

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If you say so, matey boy.

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It's just, you know, I always thought
you and Leone, you...

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I don't know. It's just a shame it all
worked out.

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We were always really good together.

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Yeah, well, that's all over now.

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Water under the bridge.

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And to be honest, I think she's probably
happier without me.

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Well, that's not what she said to Kath.

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Right, well, I'm off.

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Oh, hello, Dave. I thought I heard you,
boy. Hey, Jackie. I didn't know you were

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here. How are you doing?

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Thanks, babe. How do you do?

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Not bad, yeah. I've just been to a
funeral this morning.

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Lovely.

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Anyone you knew?

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Well, yeah, I mean, why else would I go?

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I don't know. It was the mother of a
friend of ours.

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Oh. Why didn't you go, Rob?

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Wasn't asked.

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Well, I'd better get going.

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They're expecting me back at
Morrisville. All right, mate.

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Hey, see you down at the Swan tomorrow
night? About eight. I'll have dropped

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kids off by then.

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Magic. See you later, Jackie.

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Bye, Dave.

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Oh, I've got a dash too, babe. Now,
you've not forgotten Saturday, have you?

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Saturday? We're going down to Dungeness
to see Mum and Dad.

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Oh, yeah, yeah. Can't wait.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Time for a proper drink, I think.

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I've had enough tea to threaten a Thames
barrier.

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Who's going to join me?

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So what happens now, Grace?

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Is she going to stay in the Garden of
Rest?

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Oh, no.

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Tomorrow we're collecting our ashes.

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And then on Saturday we're heading off
to Yorkshire to scatter them on the

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moors. Oh, how lovely.

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She had some of her happiest times up
there with my dad.

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Holidays and odd weekends.

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Their favourite part of the world.

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Bloody Yorkshire.

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All the way to bloody Yorkshire just to
chuck her over the bloody moors. Yeah,

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but if it's what she wanted.

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Apparently she used to go with Jack a
lot.

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Well, there you go.

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Well, she used to go to the glade shop
in centre in Bromby a lot. Why can't we

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scatter her there?

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Make visiting a lot easier, that's for
sure.

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Of course, it's all a massive
inconvenience to Morris. If it was down

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we'd empty her in the bin like a hoover
bag.

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He keeps going on and on about how much
it's going to cost him.

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Fifty quid for petrol?

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There's his food.

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Staying over?

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The hotel's got to cost 60 quid or more,
hasn't it?

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I wonder if I can borrow my mate's
camper van again.

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Morris, now come on. I know Elsie wasn't
your favourite person, but you can't

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really skimp on someone like this.

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No.

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Yeah, you're right, you're right.

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Especially since the old biddy might
have left me a bit of legacy.

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Really? Two French clocks, antiques.

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Oh, that's nice.

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Well, it will be if I'm getting my hands
on them.

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It'll be something for you to treasure,
warn us.

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Treasure?

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I'm not keeping the bloody things.
They're worth nearly ten grand.

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Oh, as soon as probate's sorted, I'm off
down to the auction house.

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Jean, will you give these to Richard
when he comes back? Get him to have a

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at the figures. I think he's well.

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Ah, good morning, David.

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Marcus, this is a surprise.

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A pleasant one, I hope. Oh, yes.

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Always pleased to see my biggest
customer.

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Come up to my office, please. Yes, of
course.

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You've never been in the new premises
before, have you? No, no, I haven't.

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But I've often tried to envisage what
the QBL empire would look like. And is

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this how you imagined it? Sadly, yes.

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Just in there, Marcus.

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Welcome to the nerve centre.

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Please, sir, take a seat. Thank you.

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Can I give you a tea or a coffee?

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No, thanks.

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Right.

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So, how can I help you? Well, actually,
David, I need a favour.

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Ask away, Marcus. You know I can deny
you nothing.

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I assume you're still going to that
bathroom and shower exhibition in Leeds

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Saturday? Yeah, yeah, we're staying
over. Yeah, Kat's really excited.

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Well, I want to get a birthday present
to my brother -in -law, who lives not

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from where you're going to be.

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Not a problem, Marcus. You just tell me
what you want me to get him. Oh, no, no,

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no. I'm on my way to pick up the present
myself.

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It's just that I don't want to trust the
delivery to some anonymous courier. It

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is rather valuable.

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Consider it done, Marcus. Consider it
done.

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Hey, why don't you come with us?

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That way you can give the present to him
yourself.

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Plenty of room in the car.

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Hotel and dinner on me, of course.

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Tempting as a weekend in Leeds sounds,
sadly I must decline. My wife's ghastly

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family are descending upon us and I have
been instructed to play the convivial

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host.

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Maybe next time, eh?

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Yes. Well, I'll drop the gift off at
your house this evening, if that's

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convenient. Would you mind if it was a
bit later tonight? It's just Kat's got a

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salsa clap and I'm supposed to meet Rob
for a drinker. Where?

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The White Swan. What time will you be
there?

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For eight -ish. Very well. I'll see you
then.

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It will be awfully nice to see Rob
again.

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I'm sure he'll be thrilled to see you
too.

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Yes, I'm sure.

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Let me show you out. Thank you.

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Gracie!

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I'm in here.

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Here she is. Home at last.

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A carrier bag.

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You brought my mother home in a carrier
bag.

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Well, I didn't want to sit on the bus
with an urn. People would stare.

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A bus? I told you to take a cab, Morris.

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Yeah, but you know what a cab would
cost.

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Anyway, I got me a bus pass.

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Silly not to use it.

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I didn't have to pay any more for her.

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She sat on me lap.

244
00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,380
I had a bit of a peek inside.

245
00:13:56,760 --> 00:13:59,220
It's amazing what little room she
actually occupies.

246
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Consider the amount of space she took up
here.

247
00:14:06,760 --> 00:14:07,980
There you are, Mum.

248
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,820
There's a nice spot for you.

249
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:13,400
You're not going to leave her there, are
you? It's only for the weekend.

250
00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,900
I booked the hotel, by the way. It looks
very nice.

251
00:14:18,220 --> 00:14:19,220
How much?

252
00:14:19,360 --> 00:14:20,360
£120.

253
00:14:21,320 --> 00:14:22,320
£120?

254
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,080
Where do we stay in the Hilton?

255
00:14:24,750 --> 00:14:26,390
I don't know why we have to stop over.

256
00:14:26,930 --> 00:14:29,310
We could go up and back in a day if we
went by train.

257
00:14:29,690 --> 00:14:33,250
I mean, three hours up, scatter the
ashes, three hours back, be home in bed

258
00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:36,590
a mug of cocoa by eleven. Well, why
bother getting off the train at all? We

259
00:14:36,590 --> 00:14:39,350
could just get on the Intercity 125 and
chuck her out the window.

260
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,990
Now, you're just being silly. Oh, better
still, we've got Dan and Muriel at

261
00:14:42,990 --> 00:14:46,770
Dadcaster. We could get them to scatter
the ashes for us. We could just shove

262
00:14:46,770 --> 00:14:49,710
Mother in a jiffy bag and post her to
them.

263
00:14:55,180 --> 00:14:57,100
You're more trouble now than when you
were alive.

264
00:14:58,140 --> 00:15:01,720
So when we saw the date on the wedding
photograph, we realised that the day

265
00:15:01,720 --> 00:15:05,020
Morris and Grace will be scattering the
ashes in Yorkshire is also their 40th

266
00:15:05,020 --> 00:15:06,020
wedding anniversary.

267
00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:07,380
Well, never said anything.

268
00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,760
Well, that's the point, Dave.

269
00:15:08,940 --> 00:15:11,320
They haven't said anything because they
aren't doing anything.

270
00:15:11,980 --> 00:15:13,460
They've been too wound up with the
funeral.

271
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:14,800
It's a shame, isn't it?

272
00:15:15,060 --> 00:15:17,880
They should do something to celebrate,
shouldn't they? That's just what we were

273
00:15:17,880 --> 00:15:23,250
thinking. So, Leonie suggested that we
organise something special. Special for

274
00:15:23,250 --> 00:15:24,250
them this weekend.

275
00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:27,790
Well, we can't, can we? We're doing so
on ourselves this weekend.

276
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,670
Yes, Dave.

277
00:15:30,010 --> 00:15:31,430
We're in Leeds.

278
00:15:32,150 --> 00:15:34,290
Which is... where?

279
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,130
Oh!

280
00:15:37,690 --> 00:15:39,210
Oh, yeah!

281
00:15:39,690 --> 00:15:42,590
So we're staying just outside Leeds.
That way I can do my business in the

282
00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:45,150
and we can drive up to the Moose to
scatter Elsie's ashes.

283
00:15:45,530 --> 00:15:49,270
And in between, we're going to surprise
Morris and Grace with a nice meal for

284
00:15:49,270 --> 00:15:50,069
their anniversary.

285
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:51,290
Sounds good. So who's going?

286
00:15:51,680 --> 00:15:52,820
Well, Morris and Grace, obviously.

287
00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,600
Me and Kath and, um, Leone.

288
00:15:57,260 --> 00:15:58,260
What about me?

289
00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,500
You? Yeah, me.

290
00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,260
Or am I getting frozen out again?

291
00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:03,120
Oh, come on, Robbie, no, it's not like
that.

292
00:16:03,700 --> 00:16:06,920
I'd love to invite you, it's just...
Well, it would be awkward.

293
00:16:07,320 --> 00:16:08,320
I don't see how.

294
00:16:09,040 --> 00:16:10,680
You and Leone in a car together.

295
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:13,040
Well, you and Morris in a car together,
for that matter.

296
00:16:13,280 --> 00:16:15,200
Either way, it's a recipe for some
serious friction.

297
00:16:15,840 --> 00:16:16,840
Can't see you wanting that, eh?

298
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,120
Saturday, you say?

299
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:20,780
Yeah? What time are you leaving? Oh,
you're not thinking of coming, are you,

300
00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:21,499
mate, you boy?

301
00:16:21,500 --> 00:16:25,120
Yeah. We are talking about two days with
Morris here. I know, but he's my

302
00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:28,980
favourite sport. Don't deny me that.
What about Leonie? Oh, it'll be fine. We

303
00:16:28,980 --> 00:16:30,100
can cope. We're grown up.

304
00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:31,400
Well, she is.

305
00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:35,420
Besides, being stuck in a car with them
two is infinitely preferable than going

306
00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,520
to Poxy Dungeness.

307
00:16:36,760 --> 00:16:37,760
What are you going there for?

308
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:39,920
Jackie wants me to meet her parents.

309
00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:41,279
Oh, dear.

310
00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:42,280
Exactly.

311
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:45,780
Anyway, a couple of days away from
Jack's won't hurt.

312
00:16:46,120 --> 00:16:48,640
I thought you two were getting on all
right. Yeah, well... I think all right

313
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,640
just about covers it.

314
00:16:50,260 --> 00:16:51,580
So come on then, am I going or not?

315
00:16:51,800 --> 00:16:54,320
Yeah, yeah, of course. I'll give you a
buzz when I've sorted out the details.

316
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:58,340
Cool. And remember, it's anniversary
due. It's a secret, so don't say

317
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,519
Yep, no worries.

318
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:05,560
Ah, David, there you are. Oh, I just
felt a strange disturbance in the force.

319
00:17:05,640 --> 00:17:07,240
Tell me that's not who I think it is.

320
00:17:07,880 --> 00:17:09,960
Well, well, well, if it isn't Lord
Snooty.

321
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:14,099
Hello, Rob. I see you've graduated to
cutlery. You are coming on in leaps and

322
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:16,880
bounds. Are you just going to stand
there making snide comments or are you

323
00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:19,500
to get around him? Mine's a pint. No,
that's all right, Marcus.

324
00:17:20,359 --> 00:17:22,980
Keith, can I have a large Glenfiddich,
please? How kind.

325
00:17:23,579 --> 00:17:24,579
Cheers.

326
00:17:28,160 --> 00:17:31,340
Oh, you feel guilty now. I didn't get
you anything.

327
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:32,800
Do you want a tip?

328
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:33,820
I think not.

329
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,080
So how's it going, Marcus?

330
00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,680
Still shooting peasants out of season?
How frightfully droll you are.

331
00:17:39,150 --> 00:17:40,190
What are you doing here, anyway?

332
00:17:40,450 --> 00:17:43,390
I've come to see David about this little
trip to Yorkshire.

333
00:17:43,750 --> 00:17:48,630
Oh, you're not coming, are you? He's not
coming, is he? No, he's not. Thank God

334
00:17:48,630 --> 00:17:52,050
for that. For a moment, a weekend in
Dungeness was starting to look very

335
00:17:52,050 --> 00:17:55,570
appealing. No offence, Mark. None taken,
I assure you. Now, David has very

336
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:59,230
kindly offered to deliver this package
to my brother -in -law in Leeds.

337
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:01,770
Here are all the details, time, place,
etc.

338
00:18:02,330 --> 00:18:03,690
Excellent. You can depend on me.

339
00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:05,250
Why don't you just post it to him?

340
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:06,490
It's valuable.

341
00:18:07,660 --> 00:18:08,660
And fragile.

342
00:18:09,320 --> 00:18:12,480
Anyway, that's why I've entrusted it to
a good and loyal friend.

343
00:18:12,840 --> 00:18:14,400
No worries, Margaret. You leave it to
me.

344
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:18,000
Well, business concluded here. I think
I'll be on my way.

345
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:21,160
Hope all goes well with the party.

346
00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:23,240
Thank you. Bring us back a volleyball.

347
00:18:24,260 --> 00:18:28,120
Oh, very good. You must keep your
friends amused for hours.

348
00:18:28,620 --> 00:18:30,960
Bye. Bye, Marcus. I'll see you later.

349
00:18:31,200 --> 00:18:32,200
You take care.

350
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:35,640
Will you call it?

351
00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:39,270
Please. He's just a large whisky and has
to drive him home. I thought I'd stop

352
00:18:39,270 --> 00:18:40,610
him. He's got a chauffeur.

353
00:18:41,170 --> 00:18:42,170
Oh, yeah.

354
00:18:42,710 --> 00:18:43,710
Bummer.

355
00:18:49,950 --> 00:18:54,170
I'm so touched that everyone wants to
come up to Yorkshire with us. Yeah.

356
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:59,810
And with Dave Teckler's all in that bus
of his, it's going to save a few bucks.

357
00:19:00,770 --> 00:19:03,070
Not everything's about money, Morris.

358
00:19:03,550 --> 00:19:04,550
Oh.

359
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,510
No, no, no, of course not. You're quite
right.

360
00:19:08,290 --> 00:19:09,710
So, how's the will looking?

361
00:19:11,530 --> 00:19:12,530
Any surprises?

362
00:19:13,810 --> 00:19:15,230
I'm still getting the clocks, aren't I?

363
00:19:16,610 --> 00:19:18,930
Well, that depends.

364
00:19:20,210 --> 00:19:21,210
Depends?

365
00:19:21,670 --> 00:19:22,750
What do you mean, depends?

366
00:19:23,430 --> 00:19:24,430
Depends on what?

367
00:19:24,970 --> 00:19:25,970
Good night, dear.

368
00:19:28,570 --> 00:19:29,570
Gracie?

369
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:52,440
Hello, you.

370
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:56,580
Oh, hi, Kath. I thought you'd be asleep
already.

371
00:19:57,040 --> 00:19:58,040
No, darling.

372
00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,020
I've been waiting up for you.

373
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,260
Hurry up.

374
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:04,180
At least let me get in the room first.

375
00:20:04,500 --> 00:20:05,500
All right.

376
00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:06,620
Go and get washed.

377
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:08,200
I'll be waiting.

378
00:20:09,240 --> 00:20:10,360
Oh, come on, Kath.

379
00:20:10,720 --> 00:20:13,400
Can I not have a night off? Just for
once? No, Dave.

380
00:20:14,180 --> 00:20:15,180
Look.

381
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,840
It's all here in my diary.

382
00:20:17,080 --> 00:20:19,160
Oh, er, you found it.

383
00:20:19,560 --> 00:20:20,580
Yeah, I did.

384
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:24,570
Look, we have a window of opportunity
and I'm not going to miss it. Remember

385
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:25,570
what the doctor said.

386
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:29,470
So come on, get a move on. Kath, please.

387
00:20:30,570 --> 00:20:33,950
I'm exhausted. I can't go on like this
morning, noon and night.

388
00:20:34,230 --> 00:20:36,250
I mean, you wouldn't do this to a
lawnmower, would you?

389
00:20:37,150 --> 00:20:38,650
What's a lawnmower got to do with
anything?

390
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:41,030
It's the same thing.

391
00:20:41,990 --> 00:20:45,410
Look, you get great results from a
lawnmower if you use it once a week.

392
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:48,320
No need to drag it out of the shed and
whack it around the garden every four

393
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:49,319
hours, is there?

394
00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:51,000
Just knacker the engine out, do you know
what I mean?

395
00:20:51,700 --> 00:20:52,720
Yes, darling, I do.

396
00:20:53,640 --> 00:20:55,340
Really? Yes, of course.

397
00:20:55,920 --> 00:20:56,920
Oh, God.

398
00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,300
Now hurry up and get your kit off.

399
00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:11,500
Morning. Morning, all.

400
00:21:11,840 --> 00:21:13,440
Hiya. We'll come round and pick you up.

401
00:21:13,660 --> 00:21:15,020
I wish you had.

402
00:21:15,530 --> 00:21:16,530
This thing weighs a ton.

403
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,170
What have you got in there?

404
00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:20,390
Oh, just a few bits and bobs.

405
00:21:20,890 --> 00:21:21,890
Blimey.

406
00:21:22,830 --> 00:21:24,270
Is that the urn, Morris?

407
00:21:24,470 --> 00:21:26,270
Yeah, this is Elsie.

408
00:21:26,750 --> 00:21:27,750
What's left of her.

409
00:21:29,450 --> 00:21:30,450
Hey, Dave.

410
00:21:32,610 --> 00:21:33,609
Quick impression.

411
00:21:33,610 --> 00:21:34,610
Who's this?

412
00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:36,830
Mike Gatting carrying off the ashes.

413
00:21:42,830 --> 00:21:45,250
Do you want to put Elsie in the back,
Maurice? You could wedge her between the

414
00:21:45,250 --> 00:21:47,630
cases. Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.

415
00:21:47,910 --> 00:21:48,910
Oh, no, no.

416
00:21:49,410 --> 00:21:51,250
Maurice is carrying her, aren't you,
dear?

417
00:21:51,490 --> 00:21:55,750
Ah, yeah, that's right, yes. Yes, I am.
It's one of the conditions of Mum's will

418
00:21:55,750 --> 00:22:00,010
that Maurice carries the urn all the
time until the scattering tomorrow.

419
00:22:00,390 --> 00:22:01,710
Otherwise I don't get the clocks.

420
00:22:02,150 --> 00:22:03,510
Otherwise he doesn't get the clocks.

421
00:22:04,530 --> 00:22:07,350
I'll let you know about the other
conditions as we get to them.

422
00:22:08,630 --> 00:22:09,630
Other conditions?

423
00:22:10,780 --> 00:22:12,780
Right, as soon as Rob gets here, we'll
be off.

424
00:22:13,820 --> 00:22:17,440
Are you all right about Rob coming? Oh,
yeah, it's fine. I see enough of him as

425
00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:17,919
it is.

426
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,800
Well, that's nice, isn't it? Nobody asks
me if I'm all right about him coming.

427
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:22,000
Bloody vandal.

428
00:22:22,520 --> 00:22:24,420
Oh, it's all right. He's here.

429
00:22:28,220 --> 00:22:29,220
Morning, Roberto.

430
00:22:29,860 --> 00:22:30,860
All right?

431
00:22:35,660 --> 00:22:37,580
That's old Titted this morning behaving
himself.

432
00:22:38,140 --> 00:22:40,900
I thought we weren't going to have any
aggro, Rob. What, with my bitter and

433
00:22:40,900 --> 00:22:43,740
estranged wife and the neighbour from
hell in the same car?

434
00:22:43,940 --> 00:22:45,740
No, you told me you were going to be
cool.

435
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,020
Stop panicking. I'm winding you up.

436
00:22:54,020 --> 00:22:55,020
Morning, all.

437
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,240
How are you, Morris? All right?

438
00:22:59,980 --> 00:23:02,680
What? I'm waiting for your usual sarky
comment.

439
00:23:03,080 --> 00:23:04,080
Well, come on, let's have it.

440
00:23:04,260 --> 00:23:06,240
No, I'm pacing myself. Don't want to
peak too soon.

441
00:23:11,540 --> 00:23:12,540
All right?

442
00:23:13,000 --> 00:23:14,000
Fine. You?

443
00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:15,240
Yeah.

444
00:23:16,560 --> 00:23:18,080
Kids with your mum, are they? Yes.

445
00:23:18,500 --> 00:23:21,280
I thought it would be nice for them to
stay with the responsible adult for a

446
00:23:21,280 --> 00:23:22,820
change. What have I done now?

447
00:23:23,180 --> 00:23:24,740
Fizzy drinks and chocolate.

448
00:23:24,960 --> 00:23:27,200
Is that your idea of a balanced meal?

449
00:23:27,540 --> 00:23:29,880
Well, they seem to like it. Of course
they seem to like it. They're children,

450
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:32,540
Rob. But by the time they got home, they
were completely uncontrollable.

451
00:23:32,740 --> 00:23:35,100
Well, they had a good time. Yeah, I know
they had a good time. They always have

452
00:23:35,100 --> 00:23:38,120
a good time with you. You spoil them
rotten. But you're not the one that has

453
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:39,980
drag them down from the pelmets.

454
00:23:40,180 --> 00:23:42,460
Well, I'm sorry. I'll leave them in the
car next time.

455
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:44,000
Don't be ridiculous.

456
00:23:44,960 --> 00:23:47,380
Just be a bit more responsible. That's
all I'm asking.

457
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,220
Woo!

458
00:23:55,300 --> 00:23:56,980
Right. Yorkshire, here we come.

459
00:24:08,810 --> 00:24:09,810
It's her.

460
00:24:11,490 --> 00:24:12,490
Hey, hey.

461
00:24:13,550 --> 00:24:14,930
What the bloody hell are you doing here?

462
00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:16,550
What do you think I'm doing?

463
00:24:16,650 --> 00:24:20,350
We're going to Yorkshire, aren't we? No,
you're going to Dungeness. No, you said

464
00:24:20,350 --> 00:24:23,550
we couldn't go to Dungeness. We're going
to Yorkshire instead. No, I said that

465
00:24:23,550 --> 00:24:28,590
we couldn't go to Dungeness because we
were going to Yorkshire. You see, it's

466
00:24:28,590 --> 00:24:29,590
two different we's.

467
00:24:30,170 --> 00:24:31,210
Oh, no.

468
00:24:32,150 --> 00:24:33,450
No, I didn't get that at all.

469
00:24:34,130 --> 00:24:35,130
Anyway.

470
00:24:35,399 --> 00:24:37,520
I'm here now. Yeah, I can see you're
here now.

471
00:24:37,760 --> 00:24:38,679
Where do you want me to sit?

472
00:24:38,680 --> 00:24:39,680
At home.

473
00:24:41,080 --> 00:24:42,080
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

474
00:24:42,840 --> 00:24:44,180
How do you think you're going?

475
00:24:44,540 --> 00:24:48,460
I'm getting in. No, you're not listening
to me, are you? You cannot come with

476
00:24:48,460 --> 00:24:49,460
us.

477
00:24:50,140 --> 00:24:51,140
Leonie's here.

478
00:24:51,320 --> 00:24:52,319
So what?

479
00:24:52,320 --> 00:24:54,840
So what? I can't have you and her in the
same car.

480
00:24:58,860 --> 00:25:01,840
Well, this is a turn up, isn't it? Oh,
be quiet, Maurice.

481
00:25:02,540 --> 00:25:04,140
And stop drumming on mother.

482
00:25:05,740 --> 00:25:06,900
Would you like me to have a word?

483
00:25:07,200 --> 00:25:08,200
Explain things.

484
00:25:08,260 --> 00:25:10,320
No, it's fine. Tell her she can come.

485
00:25:12,020 --> 00:25:13,020
What?

486
00:25:13,300 --> 00:25:14,300
Tell her, will you, Dave?

487
00:25:15,280 --> 00:25:17,480
Well, I don't think that's such a good
idea, do you?

488
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:18,680
It's fine, honestly.

489
00:25:19,000 --> 00:25:21,680
Yeah, but she's the woman who... Yeah, I
know who she is, Dave. Just tell her

490
00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:22,700
she can come, will you, please?

491
00:25:24,100 --> 00:25:25,100
OK.

492
00:25:26,740 --> 00:25:28,480
I hope you know what you're doing.

493
00:25:28,940 --> 00:25:31,160
I can't see any sense in this at all.

494
00:25:31,600 --> 00:25:34,300
I'm not going to give him the
satisfaction of thinking I'm bothered.

495
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:37,500
He's got another woman so bloody wotsy
if I care.

496
00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,900
Well, that's very, um, grown up.

497
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:45,580
Anyway, it's not me who's going to feel
embarrassed, it's him.

498
00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,060
And it serves him right as well.

499
00:26:08,650 --> 00:26:09,650
Excuse me.

500
00:26:10,950 --> 00:26:12,130
Up front.

501
00:26:14,370 --> 00:26:15,370
You want me?

502
00:26:15,650 --> 00:26:16,650
Yeah.

503
00:26:16,950 --> 00:26:20,170
I just wanted to say I hope this isn't
too awkward for you.

504
00:26:22,130 --> 00:26:23,130
No, it's fine.

505
00:26:23,430 --> 00:26:26,950
I could have died when Robbie told me
his ex -wife was on board. Not ex.

506
00:26:27,150 --> 00:26:28,310
I'm still his wife.

507
00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:30,610
You're his wife?

508
00:26:31,590 --> 00:26:32,590
Yes.

509
00:26:33,870 --> 00:26:34,870
That's Leonie?

510
00:26:35,390 --> 00:26:36,390
Yes.

511
00:26:37,200 --> 00:26:38,240
So who's she, then?

512
00:26:38,940 --> 00:26:41,600
She is Kath, Dave's wife.

513
00:26:42,820 --> 00:26:43,820
Oh.

514
00:26:44,320 --> 00:26:45,760
Oh, I got it all mixed up.

515
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:47,560
You're not at all like he described.

516
00:26:49,380 --> 00:26:50,480
How was that, Rob?

517
00:26:50,960 --> 00:26:53,480
Yes. How was that, Rob?

518
00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:54,940
Oh, God.

519
00:26:55,580 --> 00:26:57,860
Actually, that's easier. It means I
don't have to shout.

520
00:26:58,240 --> 00:27:02,160
As I was saying, I hope this isn't too
awkward for you. It's not awkward in the

521
00:27:02,160 --> 00:27:03,340
least. It's fine.

522
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:05,920
Oh, good.

523
00:27:06,670 --> 00:27:07,670
There you are, you see?

524
00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:09,910
She's not unreasonable at all.

525
00:27:10,750 --> 00:27:13,670
You should have heard him just now. He
was all over the place, eh, Rob?

526
00:27:16,110 --> 00:27:20,030
See, what blokes don't get is that women
can handle awkward situations like

527
00:27:20,030 --> 00:27:21,030
this.

528
00:27:21,350 --> 00:27:22,430
It's because we're more mature.

529
00:27:23,310 --> 00:27:24,310
Don't you think?

530
00:27:25,410 --> 00:27:26,410
Yeah, well, maybe.

531
00:27:27,690 --> 00:27:28,690
Yeah.

532
00:27:28,870 --> 00:27:29,870
You see?

533
00:27:30,370 --> 00:27:31,370
Isn't she nice?

534
00:27:31,570 --> 00:27:32,990
Yeah. Terrific.

535
00:27:33,550 --> 00:27:37,710
Unreasonable, Rob. I don't even remember
saying it. Yeah, you did. When we first

536
00:27:37,710 --> 00:27:38,810
started seeing each other, don't you
remember?

537
00:27:39,050 --> 00:27:41,070
Yeah, all right. Can we just... Please?

538
00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:42,790
Thank you.

539
00:27:43,190 --> 00:27:44,190
Sorry.

540
00:27:46,910 --> 00:27:47,910
Maurice.

541
00:27:49,110 --> 00:27:50,190
I'm not going to lie to you.

542
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:51,870
It's a comfort thing, isn't it?

543
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,610
Get yourself a dummy. That thing stinks.

544
00:27:55,110 --> 00:27:56,750
And what do you say about me to the
kids, Rob?

545
00:27:56,950 --> 00:27:58,890
I don't say anything about you to the
kids.

546
00:27:59,130 --> 00:28:00,310
You think my pipe smells, Cathy?

547
00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:03,720
Don't drag... calf into this. Yes, it
bloody stinks.

548
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:05,520
Oh, shut up, the lot of you. I've had
enough.

549
00:28:07,360 --> 00:28:10,840
We're not even at Swanley yet. All
you've done is bicker and snipe at each

550
00:28:10,840 --> 00:28:11,980
like schoolchildren.

551
00:28:12,740 --> 00:28:14,760
Well, I can stop right now, all right?

552
00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:18,340
We're going to scatter Grace's mum's
ashes and we're going to have a right

553
00:28:18,340 --> 00:28:21,180
doing it. And I know that came out all
wrong, but you know what I mean.

554
00:28:21,740 --> 00:28:24,720
No, you're absolutely right, Dave. We
should have a good time.

555
00:28:25,160 --> 00:28:26,520
This trip should be fun.

556
00:28:27,300 --> 00:28:29,360
Goodness knows my mother liked to laugh.

557
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:30,860
Really?

558
00:28:30,990 --> 00:28:32,370
I must have been out there afternoon.

559
00:28:32,930 --> 00:28:34,750
Oi! Right,

560
00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:38,390
so no more arguing and no more sniping.

561
00:28:38,610 --> 00:28:39,610
All right?

562
00:28:42,510 --> 00:28:44,350
All right? Sorry, Dave.

563
00:28:44,550 --> 00:28:45,550
Yeah, sorry, Dave.

564
00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:55,470
We're all going on a summer holiday.

565
00:28:55,690 --> 00:28:58,950
No more working for a week or two.

566
00:28:59,330 --> 00:29:03,200
For a... None laughter on a summer
holiday.

567
00:29:03,660 --> 00:29:06,700
No more worries for me and you.

568
00:29:07,160 --> 00:29:09,520
For a week or two.

569
00:29:10,360 --> 00:29:13,460
We're going where the sun shines
brightly.

570
00:29:14,120 --> 00:29:16,260
We're going where the sun shines
brightly.

571
00:29:19,820 --> 00:29:25,460
You're having a good time.

572
00:29:27,560 --> 00:29:29,040
When are we stopping for lunch?

573
00:29:30,030 --> 00:29:33,990
I'll go to this little place called The
George in Stamford. It's like a little

574
00:29:33,990 --> 00:29:34,990
coaching inn.

575
00:29:35,250 --> 00:29:36,450
Ooh, that sounds nice.

576
00:29:37,190 --> 00:29:38,190
But it's expensive.

577
00:29:38,530 --> 00:29:40,130
It's off to Leeds. Check in.

578
00:29:41,030 --> 00:29:42,350
I've got to have a shook you on the
exhibition.

579
00:29:43,110 --> 00:29:44,110
Back for dinner.

580
00:29:44,670 --> 00:29:47,790
Sunday morning, drop off the parcel and
come up to the moose about noon, if

581
00:29:47,790 --> 00:29:48,790
that's all right with you, Grace.

582
00:29:49,090 --> 00:29:50,250
Yeah, fine with me.

583
00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:53,190
Yes, Sam, with the traffic news, what's
happening on the road, Sam?

584
00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:57,390
Well, Roy, we're just getting news in of
an oil spillage on the A1 just south of

585
00:29:57,390 --> 00:30:00,760
Wandsford. Travelling is tailing right
back all the way to Junction 17 on the

586
00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,820
A1M. Please bar advice and drivers to
find alternative routes.

587
00:30:04,020 --> 00:30:05,720
We'll update you with more info as we
get.

588
00:30:06,620 --> 00:30:07,760
The best point of where I'm going.

589
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:09,600
You got an atlas in the car, Dave?

590
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,660
I don't need an atlas, matey boy.

591
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,500
I've got a compass in me head, eh?

592
00:30:17,180 --> 00:30:19,240
So, these are our choices.

593
00:30:19,840 --> 00:30:23,380
Garthorpe, Sproxton, Tay, Wimbledon.

594
00:30:25,860 --> 00:30:27,220
Come on then, Cachise, which one?

595
00:30:28,400 --> 00:30:29,400
I don't know.

596
00:30:30,780 --> 00:30:35,680
What is it that stops men looking at
maps?

597
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:38,340
It's like they're afraid to admit they
need help.

598
00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:39,960
It's the same with instruction books.

599
00:30:40,340 --> 00:30:43,400
Whenever we bought something new, Rob
would always shove them in the back of

600
00:30:43,400 --> 00:30:45,040
drawer. My day of just that.

601
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:48,480
You'll never refer to them, even when
things start going wrong.

602
00:30:48,920 --> 00:30:51,940
Well, they never want to admit defeat,
do they? They always think they know

603
00:30:51,940 --> 00:30:56,800
better. I reckon... it's an ego thing.

604
00:31:01,260 --> 00:31:02,400
So come on then, make a decision.

605
00:31:03,460 --> 00:31:07,520
Garthorpe, why don't we just retrace our
steps and go back to the last main

606
00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:12,560
road? Why don't you just... Actually,
that's not a bad idea, is it, Ames?

607
00:31:24,520 --> 00:31:28,380
We're turning around.

608
00:31:28,920 --> 00:31:29,920
It was my idea.

609
00:31:55,790 --> 00:31:56,790
Oh, I think so.

610
00:31:56,910 --> 00:31:57,970
Nothing broken.

611
00:31:58,210 --> 00:31:59,210
It's mum alright.

612
00:32:03,570 --> 00:32:05,130
Did they mean to do that?

613
00:32:06,110 --> 00:32:07,110
Bloody hell.

614
00:32:15,610 --> 00:32:17,170
Anything? No.

615
00:32:17,450 --> 00:32:18,610
You? No.

616
00:32:20,450 --> 00:32:23,010
Maybe we should get Bald Eagle to send a
smoke signal.

617
00:32:23,550 --> 00:32:25,750
Tell you what, I'll walk down a bit, see
if I can find a house.

618
00:32:26,030 --> 00:32:27,030
Come on, Morris.

619
00:32:29,210 --> 00:32:30,210
We're going for help.

620
00:32:30,610 --> 00:32:31,610
Oh, all right, love.

621
00:32:31,830 --> 00:32:32,830
Rob?

622
00:32:34,190 --> 00:32:35,490
Yeah. I won't be long, love.

623
00:32:42,070 --> 00:32:43,430
It's not the end of the world, matey
boy.

624
00:32:43,750 --> 00:32:47,490
These things happen. Yeah. Every time we
get into a car together.

625
00:32:48,250 --> 00:32:49,550
Never used to be like this.

626
00:32:50,030 --> 00:32:53,430
In fact, it only started going pear
-shaped when old Chet Ed came on board.

627
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:57,530
You're having a go at me again? Well, it
needs to be said. The name Jonah does

628
00:32:57,530 --> 00:32:58,530
spring to mind.

629
00:32:58,550 --> 00:32:59,730
Oh, thanks very much.

630
00:33:00,210 --> 00:33:02,790
I suppose it's only a matter of time
before you chuck me out of the car and

631
00:33:02,790 --> 00:33:04,490
drive off without me. Works for me,
Dave.

632
00:33:04,750 --> 00:33:05,750
Leave him alone.

633
00:33:14,050 --> 00:33:15,330
Haven't you got lovely skin?

634
00:33:17,650 --> 00:33:18,650
Sorry?

635
00:33:19,020 --> 00:33:21,700
I noticed it straight off. It's really
creamy.

636
00:33:22,840 --> 00:33:23,840
Well, thank you.

637
00:33:24,100 --> 00:33:28,180
You see, when you get to her age, you
expect your skin to get a bit wrinkled

638
00:33:28,180 --> 00:33:29,620
leathery. Oh, dear.

639
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,400
Oh, no, don't take it like that, Grace.
There's loads you can do.

640
00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,800
Come into the salon. I'll sort you out.

641
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:39,240
Come Wednesdays. It's half -price for
old people.

642
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:40,480
How could I refuse?

643
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:42,660
You can come too, Cass.

644
00:33:43,060 --> 00:33:44,700
Get your sebaceous duct sorted out.

645
00:33:46,260 --> 00:33:47,159
My what?

646
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:48,320
Your sebaceous ducts.

647
00:33:48,520 --> 00:33:49,520
They're overactive.

648
00:33:50,260 --> 00:33:52,340
That's why you've got such terrible oily
pores.

649
00:33:52,700 --> 00:33:55,480
You need a good astringent, you do.
Proper cleanser.

650
00:33:55,980 --> 00:33:56,980
Come in for a scrub.

651
00:33:58,940 --> 00:34:02,880
But you, well, there's nothing to do
there, is there?

652
00:34:03,960 --> 00:34:07,220
Fabulous complexion. What moisturiser do
you use? Don't do this.

653
00:34:08,159 --> 00:34:10,760
Don't do what? Don't try and be my
friend. I'm not interested.

654
00:34:12,400 --> 00:34:15,780
No, I wasn't. I was just saying... I
know what you were saying, but I don't

655
00:34:15,780 --> 00:34:16,698
to hear it.

656
00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:19,520
Right, let's get one thing straight. You
were only here because I didn't want

657
00:34:19,520 --> 00:34:22,679
Rob thinking he had won over on me.
That's all. Nothing more.

658
00:34:24,219 --> 00:34:25,219
Okay.

659
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,400
Okay.

660
00:34:36,260 --> 00:34:37,880
Do you think it's open?

661
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:39,420
Not since 1941.

662
00:34:42,340 --> 00:34:43,679
I said it's open.

663
00:34:58,830 --> 00:34:59,830
Afternoon, gents.

664
00:35:00,710 --> 00:35:03,710
Hiya. I wonder if you could help us.

665
00:35:04,250 --> 00:35:06,710
We've driven the car into a ditch a
couple of miles up the road.

666
00:35:07,250 --> 00:35:08,490
Oh, dear, oh, dear.

667
00:35:09,830 --> 00:35:11,070
Well, we best tow you out, then.

668
00:35:12,030 --> 00:35:13,750
Roland, get the truck.

669
00:35:14,290 --> 00:35:15,590
Have you sorted in no time?

670
00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:27,610
How's it looking?

671
00:35:29,160 --> 00:35:31,040
You've cracked the flange on your axle
casing.

672
00:35:32,780 --> 00:35:33,780
Is that bad?

673
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:36,680
It's quiet here, isn't it?

674
00:35:36,980 --> 00:35:38,380
Can't be much passing trade.

675
00:35:38,940 --> 00:35:42,100
None. No -one ever comes to Little
Missingham, ever.

676
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:45,420
No, not any more. Not since Bypass come
through.

677
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:50,300
Bypass? Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't
see it. It's only a quarter of a mile

678
00:35:50,300 --> 00:35:51,300
from where you were.

679
00:35:52,000 --> 00:35:54,220
I've got a compass in my head, he says.

680
00:35:54,780 --> 00:35:57,060
Shame you haven't got something more
useful, like a brain.

681
00:35:57,320 --> 00:35:58,238
Thank you.

682
00:35:58,240 --> 00:36:02,460
So how do you make a living right out
here, then? Well, as well as the garage,

683
00:36:02,580 --> 00:36:03,660
I've got the beetroot farm.

684
00:36:04,060 --> 00:36:07,580
And young Roland, yeah, well, he's the
real businessman.

685
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:10,740
He sells these late -flowering geraniums
in the village.

686
00:36:11,220 --> 00:36:15,100
Hey, Roland, I've got to talk to Harvey
about getting parts for the car.

687
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:16,860
Why don't you show the fort your
greenhouse?

688
00:36:17,300 --> 00:36:20,400
Oh, no, Dad, they won't be interested in
that. Of course they will.

689
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:23,080
Go on, give them the guided tour.

690
00:36:24,150 --> 00:36:25,310
Right, well, I'm going.

691
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:26,650
Yeah, me too.

692
00:36:26,950 --> 00:36:27,950
Yeah.

693
00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:30,650
No, let's go for a nice walk.

694
00:36:31,450 --> 00:36:32,450
Okay.

695
00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:34,530
I'll see you in a bit.

696
00:36:34,970 --> 00:36:35,970
Come then, pumpkin.

697
00:36:36,950 --> 00:36:38,550
Oh, yeah, off you go, pumpkin.

698
00:36:43,910 --> 00:36:48,210
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer, is
she? Oh, she's typical, believe me.

699
00:36:55,990 --> 00:36:57,330
Oh, you're a bit busy.

700
00:36:59,230 --> 00:37:00,270
Yeah, isn't he just?

701
00:37:03,270 --> 00:37:07,230
Hey, Rob, aren't these late -flowering
geraniums?

702
00:37:10,350 --> 00:37:11,910
They're not very colourful, are they?

703
00:37:12,110 --> 00:37:13,510
That's because they haven't flowered
yet.

704
00:37:14,950 --> 00:37:18,670
Just the one variety you grow, is it?
Yeah, they're very popular.

705
00:37:18,930 --> 00:37:19,930
I'll bet they are.

706
00:37:22,430 --> 00:37:25,010
So, this is it, is it?

707
00:37:25,310 --> 00:37:26,890
Well, I've got two more polytunnels.

708
00:37:27,290 --> 00:37:28,350
Really? What's in them?

709
00:37:28,990 --> 00:37:29,990
The same.

710
00:37:30,610 --> 00:37:31,610
Oh, really?

711
00:37:31,730 --> 00:37:32,730
Really.

712
00:37:34,550 --> 00:37:39,110
Yeah, well, thanks for the tour. Very
educational.

713
00:37:40,630 --> 00:37:42,290
I think I'll go back and join the
others.

714
00:37:42,750 --> 00:37:44,250
Yeah, I think I'll come with you.

715
00:37:45,610 --> 00:37:47,850
You coming around? Yeah, I'll just be a
minute.

716
00:37:51,510 --> 00:37:52,550
Three greenhouses.

717
00:37:53,160 --> 00:37:54,700
You must be making a fortune.

718
00:37:55,100 --> 00:37:56,640
I don't know what you're talking about.

719
00:37:56,900 --> 00:37:57,900
Oh, please.

720
00:37:57,960 --> 00:38:01,620
Late flowering geraniums. Give me a
break. If this lot caught fire, half the

721
00:38:01,620 --> 00:38:04,580
county would be stoned. Oh, look, you're
not going to say anything to anybody,

722
00:38:04,780 --> 00:38:05,279
are you?

723
00:38:05,280 --> 00:38:06,019
No, no, no.

724
00:38:06,020 --> 00:38:07,020
We're cool.

725
00:38:08,320 --> 00:38:12,220
Um, listen, you haven't got any that's
good to go, have you?

726
00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:20,580
Now, there's an unlikely pairing.

727
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,960
I'm going to watch your step, Grace.
She'll be running off with your Morris

728
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:28,800
next. She'll have to stop every five
minutes so he can catch his breath.

729
00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:31,660
Well, how was it?

730
00:38:32,080 --> 00:38:35,000
A bit boring, really. He only grows one
type of plant.

731
00:38:35,660 --> 00:38:37,340
So, we're off to Yorkshire, then?

732
00:38:37,820 --> 00:38:39,820
Hopefully. Why Yorkshire?

733
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:42,820
Oh, because it was one of my mum's
favourite places.

734
00:38:43,300 --> 00:38:44,900
She thought it was very romantic.

735
00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:46,580
Well, she's not wrong there.

736
00:38:46,800 --> 00:38:50,380
You watch Emmerdale or Heartbeat.
There's always a good love story going

737
00:38:50,380 --> 00:38:51,380
them.

738
00:38:52,470 --> 00:38:54,050
OK. Right, how are we doing?

739
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:55,790
We're so into hearing about the car.

740
00:38:58,790 --> 00:39:00,950
Well, I'm afraid I can't get the parts
till Tuesday.

741
00:39:01,370 --> 00:39:02,690
So what do we do now?

742
00:39:03,110 --> 00:39:05,430
Ah, well, might be able to help you
there.

743
00:39:08,130 --> 00:39:09,130
There you go.

744
00:39:09,610 --> 00:39:13,450
Beauty, isn't she? Well, of all the
words to describe it, beauty wouldn't be

745
00:39:13,450 --> 00:39:14,288
of my list.

746
00:39:14,290 --> 00:39:16,810
Hey, don't be fooled by her looks. She's
a little classic.

747
00:39:17,070 --> 00:39:18,069
Hiya.

748
00:39:18,070 --> 00:39:19,070
Oh, hello.

749
00:39:19,260 --> 00:39:20,920
We were wondering when you were going to
get back.

750
00:39:21,360 --> 00:39:23,580
Ah, yeah, we've just been off, erm,
exploring.

751
00:39:23,900 --> 00:39:25,280
Yeah, we heard you exploring.

752
00:39:26,020 --> 00:39:27,020
Did you?

753
00:39:27,400 --> 00:39:28,400
I told you.

754
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:30,960
So, erm, what's the news on the car?

755
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:33,440
Oh, we've cracked the flange in the axle
casing.

756
00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:35,080
Yeah, we know that, Jackie.

757
00:39:35,640 --> 00:39:40,300
So can you fix it? Not till Tuesday, so
I've suggested you borrow this. You can

758
00:39:40,300 --> 00:39:42,920
return it when you pick up the Peugeot.
That's very kind of you. Thanks very

759
00:39:42,920 --> 00:39:43,920
much. Hang on.

760
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:47,060
That'll only take five and the seven of
us here. Hey, we're mum.

761
00:39:47,500 --> 00:39:48,500
Not a problem.

762
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:50,010
Sugar Milburn rents out cars.

763
00:39:50,370 --> 00:39:51,730
Roland will run you over to his place.

764
00:39:51,950 --> 00:39:54,730
Ah, well, there you go, then. You go sit
in the car and we'll see you later,

765
00:39:54,890 --> 00:39:57,930
yeah? Oh, lovely. We'll have a girly day
out, eh, girl?

766
00:39:58,370 --> 00:39:59,370
Oh, great.

767
00:40:03,370 --> 00:40:04,430
Right, shall I drive?

768
00:40:04,730 --> 00:40:05,810
Do you know where we're going?

769
00:40:06,110 --> 00:40:08,450
No, but we can't make a bigger mess of
it than they did.

770
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:12,530
Just go down there about five miles and
you'll see the signs for the main road.

771
00:40:13,190 --> 00:40:15,350
Take care, darling. You too. You drive
safely.

772
00:40:15,670 --> 00:40:17,450
Mind how you go, Maurice, and look after
Mum.

773
00:40:17,690 --> 00:40:18,519
No problem.

774
00:40:18,520 --> 00:40:19,520
She's in safe hands.

775
00:40:20,140 --> 00:40:21,140
See you later, babe.

776
00:40:21,160 --> 00:40:22,160
Yeah, OK.

777
00:40:24,660 --> 00:40:26,940
Keep your mobile switched on. We'll keep
in touch.

778
00:40:27,240 --> 00:40:28,240
Later.

779
00:40:32,320 --> 00:40:34,060
Here. I can see the road.

780
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:37,660
Yeah, well, we can all see the road. No,
down here through the floor.

781
00:40:38,220 --> 00:40:39,220
Bye -bye.

782
00:40:51,210 --> 00:40:52,270
Let's get you lads sorted.

783
00:40:56,870 --> 00:40:58,190
I don't know what Vernon's on.

784
00:40:58,470 --> 00:41:00,410
I've not hired cars here for years.

785
00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:05,890
No, it's aircraft these days. A bit of
local crop spraying and a bit of

786
00:41:06,810 --> 00:41:08,150
Charter, eh? Oh, perfect.

787
00:41:08,430 --> 00:41:10,450
Eh? How much are the flowers to
Yorkshire?

788
00:41:10,770 --> 00:41:11,770
Three of you?

789
00:41:12,250 --> 00:41:13,250
600 quid.

790
00:41:13,630 --> 00:41:14,630
600 quid?

791
00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,230
That's a bit too much for us.

792
00:41:16,650 --> 00:41:18,930
It's all right. We can't do it any
cheaper, I'm afraid.

793
00:41:19,550 --> 00:41:20,519
We'll, er...

794
00:41:20,520 --> 00:41:21,860
Get on the main road, find a towel.

795
00:41:22,220 --> 00:41:23,220
Thanks anyway.

796
00:41:24,240 --> 00:41:25,240
600.

797
00:41:28,180 --> 00:41:29,460
It's all right, it's all right.

798
00:41:29,860 --> 00:41:30,860
Don't panic.

799
00:41:31,700 --> 00:41:37,660
OK, now, she's just lying there, so all
we have to do is scoop her up, stick her

800
00:41:37,660 --> 00:41:41,480
back in the urn, and no -one will be any
the wiser. Good idea, Robbie. You get

801
00:41:41,480 --> 00:41:42,158
some paper.

802
00:41:42,160 --> 00:41:43,440
I'll find a brush. Have you got a brush?

803
00:41:44,020 --> 00:41:45,020
Good idea.

804
00:42:17,830 --> 00:42:18,910
Do you know what's wrong with it?

805
00:42:20,010 --> 00:42:22,310
Nope. So why are you staring at the
engine?

806
00:42:23,230 --> 00:42:24,230
It's what Dave does.

807
00:42:25,150 --> 00:42:26,310
Well, does it make any difference?

808
00:42:27,230 --> 00:42:28,230
No.

809
00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:30,870
You just stare at the tip, swear at the
tip, then call the AA.

810
00:42:46,670 --> 00:42:48,450
This is an adventure, isn't it? Eh,
boys?

811
00:42:49,650 --> 00:42:51,430
Oh, we're having a right laugh.

812
00:42:52,570 --> 00:42:55,970
Oh, sight -blitzing. I have never been
so happy.

813
00:42:57,290 --> 00:43:00,150
Marjorie, I suppose we should be
grateful that this thing's empty and not

814
00:43:00,150 --> 00:43:00,828
of ticks.

815
00:43:00,830 --> 00:43:02,470
Or are you saving that for the way home?

816
00:43:03,630 --> 00:43:04,630
Oh,

817
00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:07,190
you're not going to light up again, are
you? Yes, I am.

818
00:43:07,650 --> 00:43:09,670
I'm going to be smoking all the way to
Yorkshire.

819
00:43:10,650 --> 00:43:14,930
Well, if I fill this thing somehow,
there's hardly any of her in here now.

820
00:43:16,900 --> 00:43:18,040
Oh, hey, excellent.

821
00:43:18,300 --> 00:43:20,000
Got a signal again. It'll be Kath.

822
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:22,120
Hello, sexy.

823
00:43:22,260 --> 00:43:23,118
How's it going?

824
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:26,580
I'm very well, thank you, David, and
thank you for the unexpected compliment.

825
00:43:27,500 --> 00:43:31,440
Hello, Marcus. I thought it was Kath.
Oh, it's an easy mistake to make.

826
00:43:31,940 --> 00:43:33,280
So how is the trip going?

827
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:37,260
Oh, yeah, it's going very well, yeah, no
problem at all. I'll be there in the

828
00:43:37,260 --> 00:43:39,860
morning to meet your brother -in -law
right on time. You reckon?

829
00:43:40,280 --> 00:43:42,960
Excellent. I knew I'd chosen the right
man for the job.

830
00:43:43,640 --> 00:43:47,720
Do give my best wishes to Rob. I assume
you've bought him some crayons and a

831
00:43:47,720 --> 00:43:48,860
colouring book for the journey.

832
00:43:50,540 --> 00:43:51,540
What's he saying?

833
00:43:51,700 --> 00:43:53,100
Yeah, he said his best wishes.

834
00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:55,560
All right, Magus, I'll see you later.

835
00:43:55,860 --> 00:43:56,860
Yeah, bye.

836
00:44:09,780 --> 00:44:11,480
Yoni. Mm -hm?

837
00:44:12,430 --> 00:44:13,430
I'm really sorry.

838
00:44:15,630 --> 00:44:17,050
Well, it's not your fault we've broken
down.

839
00:44:18,070 --> 00:44:20,390
No, I mean what's happened with Rob and
me.

840
00:44:21,550 --> 00:44:24,690
You know, look, Jackie, Rob is Rob.

841
00:44:25,690 --> 00:44:27,370
If it wasn't you, it'd be somebody else.

842
00:44:28,410 --> 00:44:31,250
You're not the first. You're probably
not even the 21st.

843
00:44:33,270 --> 00:44:34,610
I don't know why he does it.

844
00:44:35,430 --> 00:44:36,710
Because you're really nice.

845
00:44:37,670 --> 00:44:39,450
And I know he still worries about you.

846
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:42,640
Does he?

847
00:44:44,020 --> 00:44:46,820
Good. Right, looks like we're walking.

848
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:49,760
Well, what about this thing? We can't
just leave it here.

849
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:51,160
Of course we can.

850
00:44:51,500 --> 00:44:53,240
We'll get Dave to sort it out later.

851
00:44:53,940 --> 00:44:54,940
We're walking.

852
00:44:56,920 --> 00:44:58,260
What have you got in that thing?

853
00:44:58,580 --> 00:45:00,100
Oh, just a few bits and bobs.

854
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:02,180
Right. Well,

855
00:45:02,900 --> 00:45:05,320
let's see if we can find a bus stop. I
can't believe you lot.

856
00:45:06,020 --> 00:45:09,000
I mean, why walk when there are cars
passing by?

857
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:10,380
Leave it to me.

858
00:45:26,160 --> 00:45:27,640
Are you going anywhere near Leeds?

859
00:45:28,260 --> 00:45:29,440
Yeah, I am.

860
00:45:30,540 --> 00:45:33,300
So what do you reckon Marcus is giving
his brother -in -law then?

861
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,940
I don't know.

862
00:45:35,760 --> 00:45:37,380
Probably something expensive, though.

863
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:41,580
Crystal glasses or laptop.

864
00:45:41,900 --> 00:45:42,900
Could be money.

865
00:45:43,880 --> 00:45:45,380
That's a bit impersonal, isn't it?

866
00:45:45,780 --> 00:45:48,860
Like giving someone a book token. No, I
mean a lot of money.

867
00:45:49,620 --> 00:45:50,740
Like a box full.

868
00:45:52,180 --> 00:45:53,240
Why would he give him that?

869
00:45:53,710 --> 00:45:57,210
Well, maybe this bloke isn't Marcus's
brother -in -law at all. Maybe this is

870
00:45:57,210 --> 00:45:58,209
some kind of payoff.

871
00:45:58,210 --> 00:45:59,490
The service is rendered.

872
00:45:59,690 --> 00:46:01,270
One of Marcus's dodgy deals.

873
00:46:01,570 --> 00:46:04,010
You really do see the worst in people,
don't you, Rob?

874
00:46:04,250 --> 00:46:05,310
I do my best.

875
00:46:08,070 --> 00:46:10,310
Well, I wonder where we are.

876
00:46:12,610 --> 00:46:13,610
Hard to see much.

877
00:46:15,370 --> 00:46:17,210
Hey, some ducks.

878
00:46:17,530 --> 00:46:18,670
Hang on a minute.

879
00:46:19,230 --> 00:46:20,230
That's a goose.

880
00:46:20,430 --> 00:46:21,430
Hey!

881
00:46:21,819 --> 00:46:23,180
Hey, Rob, it's a swan.

882
00:46:24,440 --> 00:46:26,660
Beautiful bird, that.

883
00:46:28,000 --> 00:46:30,600
Thank you so much for stopping. You've
really got us out of a jam.

884
00:46:31,360 --> 00:46:34,100
Well, I'm going to Knaresborough, which
is not a million miles away from where

885
00:46:34,100 --> 00:46:35,100
you want to go anyway.

886
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,880
And I can hardly leave such attractive
women standing by the roadside.

887
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:41,680
Oh, that's tough.

888
00:46:42,780 --> 00:46:43,900
Um, this is Grace.

889
00:46:44,520 --> 00:46:45,580
Thank you so much.

890
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,940
Uh, Kath. Hi. Uh, Jackie, and I'm
Leonie.

891
00:46:49,980 --> 00:46:51,340
Hi. I'm Ben.

892
00:47:02,400 --> 00:47:03,400
I'm more or less.

893
00:47:17,400 --> 00:47:18,640
She's putting on weight.

894
00:47:20,330 --> 00:47:22,910
Did you get it? It's hysterical.

895
00:47:23,530 --> 00:47:25,970
Good news, lads. There's a station just
up the road.

896
00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:29,850
Station means trains. Trains means in
the city. We'll be in Yorkshire in no

897
00:47:29,850 --> 00:47:30,850
time. Right.

898
00:47:30,970 --> 00:47:32,250
She's going to bring the food over in a
minute.

899
00:47:32,990 --> 00:47:33,990
Oh, come.

900
00:47:34,650 --> 00:47:37,570
Hello, Elsie. You come and sit near me.

901
00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:42,330
It's the quietest she's been in years.

902
00:47:45,950 --> 00:47:48,570
Until I tell you, she's putting on
weight.

903
00:47:50,080 --> 00:47:51,600
See, boy, he's on weight.

904
00:47:52,500 --> 00:47:53,500
You all right, Morris?

905
00:47:54,120 --> 00:47:55,120
Yeah.

906
00:47:55,500 --> 00:47:56,520
A bit with him?

907
00:47:57,380 --> 00:48:00,100
Well, let's just say he's not exactly
smoking St Bruno.

908
00:48:00,340 --> 00:48:01,340
Eh?

909
00:48:01,820 --> 00:48:04,000
Well, you know those late -flowering
geraniums?

910
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:07,440
Mm -hm. They weren't late -flowering
geraniums.

911
00:48:08,040 --> 00:48:09,140
I'm not with you, matey -boy.

912
00:48:09,940 --> 00:48:12,280
OK, um, Morris has gone to pot.

913
00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:18,680
Pot for me.

914
00:48:22,360 --> 00:48:23,740
Don't believe you.

915
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,600
Wicked bugger.

916
00:48:27,880 --> 00:48:29,300
The happiest I've seen him.

917
00:48:29,780 --> 00:48:32,900
Right. Here we are then. Who's the
battered cod?

918
00:48:33,200 --> 00:48:34,200
He is.

919
00:48:35,980 --> 00:48:37,340
I'm the battered cod.

920
00:48:44,240 --> 00:48:46,500
And here's your cutlery.

921
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:10,000
So I'm guessing from your accent that
Nairdsborough isn't exactly home for

922
00:49:10,200 --> 00:49:11,220
No, I'm from Toronto.

923
00:49:11,440 --> 00:49:14,580
Oh, Canada. Oh, that wonderful scenery.

924
00:49:15,340 --> 00:49:18,260
The Rockies and the pine forests and the
lakes, fantastic.

925
00:49:18,880 --> 00:49:19,880
Sounds like you've been.

926
00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:22,720
Well, with my husband, you're joking.
I'm lucky to get to leave.

927
00:49:23,780 --> 00:49:25,100
So what's in there, bro?

928
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:27,880
I've got family there, visiting for the
weekend.

929
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:29,180
From Canada?

930
00:49:29,580 --> 00:49:30,519
I don't know.

931
00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:31,640
I live in the UK now.

932
00:49:32,500 --> 00:49:33,500
Really?

933
00:49:33,800 --> 00:49:34,980
Fancy. Hello?

934
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,440
Dave?

935
00:49:46,090 --> 00:49:47,310
It's a long story, Cap.

936
00:49:48,350 --> 00:49:49,630
I'm afraid we're on foot now.

937
00:49:51,650 --> 00:49:53,970
It's all right, because there's a train
station just up the road.

938
00:49:55,990 --> 00:49:57,690
It's a bit complicated.

939
00:49:59,410 --> 00:50:00,510
I'll call you in a bit, love.

940
00:50:01,030 --> 00:50:02,030
Bye -bye.

941
00:50:05,590 --> 00:50:07,150
Still looks a bit pasty.

942
00:50:18,190 --> 00:50:21,970
No, no, I love the cinema. I just prefer
to go to the theater. Me too, but I

943
00:50:21,970 --> 00:50:22,970
never get a chance to go.

944
00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:28,310
Rob's idea of the performing arts
generally involved a girl in high heels

945
00:50:28,310 --> 00:50:29,590
chromium -plated pole.

946
00:50:30,390 --> 00:50:31,390
So who's Rob?

947
00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:32,910
Rob's my husband.

948
00:50:34,130 --> 00:50:36,330
For the time being. Yes, thank you,
Claire.

949
00:50:37,390 --> 00:50:38,390
They've separated.

950
00:50:38,470 --> 00:50:39,470
Yes, we've separated.

951
00:50:40,670 --> 00:50:41,970
They're living completely apart.

952
00:50:42,390 --> 00:50:43,390
Yes, all right.

953
00:50:44,210 --> 00:50:45,210
Sorry to hear that.

954
00:50:45,370 --> 00:50:46,530
Well, it was just one of those things.

955
00:50:47,330 --> 00:50:48,950
And I started playing around with
another woman.

956
00:50:50,490 --> 00:50:51,490
That'd be me.

957
00:50:52,370 --> 00:50:53,370
That'd be her.

958
00:50:57,170 --> 00:50:58,290
Here we go.

959
00:51:03,010 --> 00:51:04,390
That's the thing to be angry about.

960
00:51:04,910 --> 00:51:06,370
Fine, never mind. We'll pay on the
train.

961
00:51:06,970 --> 00:51:08,770
Hey, hey, hey. I was up for timing.

962
00:51:16,240 --> 00:51:17,620
Where's this going? Hogwarts?

963
00:51:25,200 --> 00:51:28,620
Towns mean trains, and trains mean
intercity, huh?

964
00:51:29,460 --> 00:51:31,840
Look at it. The countryside's a blur.

965
00:51:34,100 --> 00:51:37,420
You all right there, Morris?

966
00:51:39,980 --> 00:51:42,760
Yeah. Yeah, I know this may seem dark.

967
00:51:43,660 --> 00:51:46,780
I've got this really strange feeling
I've gone back in time.

968
00:51:47,080 --> 00:51:50,640
Oh, you have, mate. Trevor Arden and
Celia Johnson are in the next

969
00:51:51,480 --> 00:51:52,480
Really?

970
00:52:01,100 --> 00:52:02,100
Cold in here.

971
00:52:04,260 --> 00:52:08,100
It's not exactly the Orient Express, is
it? Stop mourning, will you?

972
00:52:08,650 --> 00:52:11,290
We're nearly at a town. When we get
there, we'll hire a car. We'll be fine,

973
00:52:11,290 --> 00:52:12,630
right? Yeah, that's nice.

974
00:52:17,550 --> 00:52:19,790
No sign of them.

975
00:52:20,410 --> 00:52:22,030
I suspect they're in the first class.

976
00:52:22,950 --> 00:52:23,950
Yeah, that'll be it.

977
00:52:26,110 --> 00:52:27,450
Of course, it might not be money.

978
00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:29,390
Eh? In there.

979
00:52:30,290 --> 00:52:31,290
Might be drugs.

980
00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:35,990
Oh, you may laugh, mate, but to me it's
glaringly obvious.

981
00:52:36,650 --> 00:52:41,230
Yeah. Marcus Forster is probably Marcus
Escobar, drug baron.

982
00:52:41,470 --> 00:52:44,890
And even as we speak, he's sorting out
his next shipment from Colombia.

983
00:52:45,390 --> 00:52:46,368
That's it.

984
00:52:46,370 --> 00:52:50,210
Why didn't I see it? He's got us
delivering his drugs for him. What we

985
00:52:51,290 --> 00:52:52,510
Viagra? Paracetamol?

986
00:52:52,970 --> 00:52:53,970
What do you mean, we?

987
00:52:54,290 --> 00:52:56,010
You're the one he asked. You're his
mule.

988
00:52:56,330 --> 00:52:57,470
Mule? Yeah, mule.

989
00:52:57,830 --> 00:53:02,170
You know, some mug employed by a drug
dealer to shove half a ton of cocaine up

990
00:53:02,170 --> 00:53:05,450
his jacksy and smuggle it into the
country. You're lucky he gave you a box,

991
00:53:05,510 --> 00:53:06,510
mate.

992
00:53:06,640 --> 00:53:09,640
Yeah. I don't want anything to do with
drugs.

993
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:13,660
Oh, hang on.

994
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:17,340
Kath. How you, love?

995
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:21,280
Yeah, we're on a train at Laff. Where
are you?

996
00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:23,120
Ah, right.

997
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,800
Eh?

998
00:53:26,360 --> 00:53:27,360
Who's Ben?

999
00:53:28,700 --> 00:53:29,700
Leone?

1000
00:53:30,460 --> 00:53:32,280
What? Ah, nothing.

1001
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:34,160
Eh?

1002
00:53:35,720 --> 00:53:36,720
Where are... How are we, Rob?

1003
00:53:37,550 --> 00:53:39,670
Just coming through Trampton.

1004
00:53:40,290 --> 00:53:41,290
We're not sure.

1005
00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:43,210
Listen, give us a call when you get to
the hotel.

1006
00:53:45,430 --> 00:53:46,510
I'm pretty tired, really.

1007
00:53:47,290 --> 00:53:48,290
Why?

1008
00:53:49,290 --> 00:53:50,830
Oh, give it a rest, Kath.

1009
00:53:51,470 --> 00:53:52,950
Remember what I said about the
lawnmower?

1010
00:53:53,910 --> 00:53:54,910
Yeah.

1011
00:53:55,170 --> 00:53:56,170
Yeah, see you later.

1012
00:54:39,160 --> 00:54:40,340
Who? Who do you think?

1013
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:42,000
Oh, yes.

1014
00:54:42,200 --> 00:54:43,660
He fancies you. No.

1015
00:54:44,020 --> 00:54:45,019
He does.

1016
00:54:45,020 --> 00:54:46,260
What are you going to do about it?

1017
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:47,480
Do?

1018
00:54:47,600 --> 00:54:48,620
I'm not going to do anything.

1019
00:54:49,520 --> 00:54:51,720
You may have forgotten, but I'm a
married woman.

1020
00:54:52,520 --> 00:54:54,960
Yes, isn't that your husband's mistress
over there?

1021
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,360
Listen what forceful it is. Oh, for
goodness sake, Grace. I'm just coming

1022
00:55:01,360 --> 00:55:04,520
one disastrous relationship. The last
thing I need is to step back into

1023
00:55:04,520 --> 00:55:07,320
one. I'm not suggesting you should marry
the man. I'm just saying...

1024
00:55:07,720 --> 00:55:09,220
Don't be negative. Take a chance.

1025
00:55:11,640 --> 00:55:13,700
You don't know where these things can
lead.

1026
00:55:13,980 --> 00:55:15,200
This could be fate.

1027
00:55:15,440 --> 00:55:17,660
Yes, well, it was fate that put me and
Rob together.

1028
00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:20,040
This could be different. You don't know.

1029
00:55:20,840 --> 00:55:21,980
Let me look at him.

1030
00:55:22,400 --> 00:55:23,740
He's got a lovely smile.

1031
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:25,500
He's obviously well set up.

1032
00:55:26,020 --> 00:55:28,340
I bet he's dynamite in there. Christ!

1033
00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:30,600
I'll ask him. Would you stop it?

1034
00:55:52,970 --> 00:55:55,710
again. I need me to navigate.

1035
00:55:56,150 --> 00:55:59,230
Ah, no, it's pretty straight forward
from here. That's what you said last

1036
00:55:59,250 --> 00:56:00,490
just before you got us all lost.

1037
00:56:02,290 --> 00:56:07,790
Hey, it was nice of that train driver to
give us a mash from his smokebox.

1038
00:56:08,830 --> 00:56:11,370
It's as warm as Elsie's been since the
cremation.

1039
00:56:11,670 --> 00:56:13,510
That's not Elsie, Morris, you remember?

1040
00:56:14,870 --> 00:56:15,870
Oh, yeah.

1041
00:56:16,450 --> 00:56:17,450
Yeah.

1042
00:56:17,850 --> 00:56:20,390
Strange how your mind plays tricks,
doesn't it?

1043
00:56:22,450 --> 00:56:23,890
Anybody mind if I smoke?

1044
00:56:24,490 --> 00:56:25,730
Oh, yes.

1045
00:56:27,230 --> 00:56:34,170
Go on, have a puff. Thanks for
everything, Ben. You've been a godsend.

1046
00:56:34,410 --> 00:56:35,410
I'm happy to have helped.

1047
00:56:35,650 --> 00:56:37,050
Yeah, thanks, babe.

1048
00:56:38,610 --> 00:56:40,750
Anytime. It's nice meeting you guys.

1049
00:56:41,010 --> 00:56:42,690
Hope the rest of the weekend goes okay.

1050
00:56:45,030 --> 00:56:46,030
Ben?

1051
00:56:47,290 --> 00:56:49,190
Are you doing anything this evening?

1052
00:56:49,470 --> 00:56:50,149
This evening?

1053
00:56:50,150 --> 00:56:53,510
Yes. Because we're having dinner in the
hotel and we thought you might like to

1054
00:56:53,510 --> 00:56:58,170
join. Just our little way of saying
thank you. Oh, Grace, I'm sure he's got

1055
00:56:58,170 --> 00:56:59,270
better things to do.

1056
00:56:59,530 --> 00:57:00,530
I'm sure he hasn't.

1057
00:57:01,390 --> 00:57:03,050
What do you think? Would you like to
join us?

1058
00:57:03,490 --> 00:57:04,448
Well, yeah.

1059
00:57:04,450 --> 00:57:05,450
I'd love to.

1060
00:57:09,710 --> 00:57:14,750
Do you know, at one point I thought you
were going to pick me up and throw me at

1061
00:57:14,750 --> 00:57:17,830
him. After a couple of drinks tonight,
you'll probably do that yourself.

1062
00:57:18,879 --> 00:57:22,540
She's right, you know, Leonie. Men don't
react to subtlety at all. Right, and

1063
00:57:22,540 --> 00:57:23,900
you'd know all about subtlety, Jackie.

1064
00:57:24,140 --> 00:57:25,138
Oh, yeah.

1065
00:57:25,140 --> 00:57:28,540
And, of course, Gracia, she knows better
than I do. She's been around.

1066
00:57:28,760 --> 00:57:31,560
A woman of her age, I mean, she's got
years of experience.

1067
00:57:31,800 --> 00:57:33,540
Yes, thank you. Years and years.

1068
00:57:34,000 --> 00:57:36,320
Yes, I think we get the picture. Thank
you, Jackie.

1069
00:57:37,560 --> 00:57:38,560
Any news, Kath?

1070
00:57:39,180 --> 00:57:42,040
Yes, I've spoken to Dave. They've hired
a car and they'll be here in about an

1071
00:57:42,040 --> 00:57:43,840
hour. Oh, marvellous.

1072
00:57:44,280 --> 00:57:45,580
We've got time for another drink.

1073
00:58:09,550 --> 00:58:11,550
I was beginning to get quite worried
about you.

1074
00:58:11,870 --> 00:58:13,090
I was fine.

1075
00:58:13,550 --> 00:58:15,010
It was quite an adventure, really.

1076
00:58:15,710 --> 00:58:17,630
We had some very interesting
conversations.

1077
00:58:19,010 --> 00:58:20,510
And do you know what surprised me?

1078
00:58:21,370 --> 00:58:23,290
Rob. He was delightful.

1079
00:58:23,970 --> 00:58:26,630
He never once objected to me smoking my
pipe.

1080
00:58:28,570 --> 00:58:29,590
I'll tell you what, though.

1081
00:58:29,830 --> 00:58:31,250
I'm really hungry now.

1082
00:58:31,910 --> 00:58:32,868
When's dinner?

1083
00:58:32,870 --> 00:58:36,230
Right, we're eating at eight, which
gives me...

1084
00:58:36,970 --> 00:58:39,610
An hour and a half to have a quick
shower and a bit of kip.

1085
00:58:41,210 --> 00:58:42,230
Or something else.

1086
00:58:42,990 --> 00:58:43,990
Eh?

1087
00:58:44,450 --> 00:58:45,450
Come on, Rob.

1088
00:58:45,890 --> 00:58:48,090
Nice hotel, big comfy bed.

1089
00:58:48,570 --> 00:58:52,770
Shame to waste it. Yeah, uh, listen,
Jack, would you mind if we didn't? Only,

1090
00:58:52,890 --> 00:58:54,610
um, Billy's not in the mood.

1091
00:58:55,030 --> 00:58:56,550
Oh. What's up?

1092
00:58:57,270 --> 00:58:59,430
Nothing. Just don't feel like it.

1093
00:59:00,490 --> 00:59:04,330
Nothing to do with Leonie being here, is
it? Now, what makes you say that? No.

1094
00:59:04,930 --> 00:59:06,350
It's nothing to do with Leonie.

1095
00:59:09,529 --> 00:59:11,550
I tell you what, I'm going to have a
nice hot bath.

1096
00:59:11,770 --> 00:59:12,770
Oh, not too hot.

1097
00:59:12,910 --> 00:59:15,710
Hey. Well, remember what the doctor
said. We don't want you lowering your

1098
00:59:15,710 --> 00:59:17,430
count. I'm going to have that bugger
struck off.

1099
00:59:17,670 --> 00:59:20,810
Hey, and don't be too long. We've still
got time for a quickie before dinner.

1100
00:59:21,290 --> 00:59:22,249
Oh, Kath.

1101
00:59:22,250 --> 00:59:23,250
Oh, come on.

1102
00:59:23,390 --> 00:59:26,550
What? Well, we've got to keep trying if
you're ever going to have this baby.

1103
00:59:26,990 --> 00:59:28,970
Oh, for God's sake, you and your bloody
baby.

1104
00:59:32,870 --> 00:59:35,030
I didn't mean that.

1105
00:59:37,320 --> 00:59:38,320
It just came out.

1106
00:59:40,680 --> 00:59:42,540
I thought you wanted this baby as well,
Dave.

1107
00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:44,260
I do.

1108
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,560
You know I do.

1109
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:50,340
Because if you don't, just say, don't do
this just for my sake.

1110
00:59:50,620 --> 00:59:51,620
I'm not.

1111
00:59:51,660 --> 00:59:53,880
I'm just... I'm just tired, that's all.

1112
00:59:57,500 --> 00:59:59,760
I know it's been tough on you, love.
Don't be daft.

1113
01:00:00,340 --> 01:00:03,160
I go on and on nagging at you all the
time. I know I do. I don't mind.

1114
01:00:06,069 --> 01:00:08,010
I'm sorry. Don't apologise, Kath.

1115
01:00:08,750 --> 01:00:09,850
It's not you, it's me.

1116
01:00:14,470 --> 01:00:15,530
I'm scared, Dave.

1117
01:00:18,870 --> 01:00:20,210
I'm running out of time here.

1118
01:00:23,950 --> 01:00:27,930
I can't just do it to order.

1119
01:00:29,610 --> 01:00:32,610
Can't we... Can't we make love because
we want to?

1120
01:00:42,030 --> 01:00:44,210
Tell you what, I'll have a quick bath.

1121
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:45,450
Cold one.

1122
01:00:45,570 --> 01:00:48,190
You get yourself sorted and by the time
I come back I'll be ready for action.

1123
01:00:48,290 --> 01:00:49,290
How's that sound?

1124
01:00:51,770 --> 01:00:53,430
I've heard it expressed more
romantically.

1125
01:00:56,050 --> 01:00:57,050
I'll settle for that.

1126
01:01:00,810 --> 01:01:01,810
Are you sure?

1127
01:01:02,650 --> 01:01:03,650
Of course I am.

1128
01:01:09,250 --> 01:01:10,250
I love you, you know.

1129
01:01:20,080 --> 01:01:21,540
So, what's with the bad spin, Marie?

1130
01:01:22,180 --> 01:01:24,340
It's one of the conditions of Mum's
will.

1131
01:01:24,820 --> 01:01:25,960
There are more tomorrow.

1132
01:01:26,760 --> 01:01:27,760
No problem.

1133
01:01:28,180 --> 01:01:29,240
Looking forward to it.

1134
01:01:31,520 --> 01:01:33,900
Ladies and gents, I'd just like to say a
few words.

1135
01:01:34,400 --> 01:01:35,400
Shh, shh, shh.

1136
01:01:35,700 --> 01:01:37,680
It's going to make us feel... Yeah.

1137
01:01:38,140 --> 01:01:43,580
Well, all I wanted to say is... Sorry
I'm late. The traffic's terrible.

1138
01:01:43,980 --> 01:01:47,480
Oh, you must be Ben. Hi, pleased to meet
you. I'm Dave, Kath's husband.

1139
01:01:47,740 --> 01:01:48,740
It's Maurice.

1140
01:01:49,960 --> 01:01:50,899
Grace's husband.

1141
01:01:50,900 --> 01:01:51,900
This is Rob.

1142
01:01:52,180 --> 01:01:54,380
It was very pleased to meet you.

1143
01:01:54,620 --> 01:01:56,140
I'm sure. Please, take a seat.

1144
01:01:58,300 --> 01:01:59,660
Hello. Hello, how are you?

1145
01:01:59,860 --> 01:02:03,080
Glad you made it. I thought you got
lost. Traffic was terrible.

1146
01:02:03,500 --> 01:02:04,419
Who's Ben?

1147
01:02:04,420 --> 01:02:05,480
He's the bloke that gave it the lift.

1148
01:02:05,800 --> 01:02:06,779
Didn't I tell you?

1149
01:02:06,780 --> 01:02:07,780
No.

1150
01:02:08,720 --> 01:02:09,720
Gorgeous, isn't he?

1151
01:02:09,980 --> 01:02:11,260
Heartbreaking. What's he doing here?

1152
01:02:11,800 --> 01:02:12,800
Leonie invited him.

1153
01:02:13,500 --> 01:02:14,500
Did she?

1154
01:02:16,560 --> 01:02:18,380
I know we're... Sorry.

1155
01:02:18,720 --> 01:02:22,600
I know we're all in Yorkshire for a very
solemn occasion, but it's also a very

1156
01:02:22,600 --> 01:02:27,800
happy occasion, because tomorrow is
Grace and Maurice's Ruby wedding

1157
01:02:27,800 --> 01:02:28,800
anniversary.

1158
01:02:31,320 --> 01:02:33,980
Now, I know you've probably not had a
chance to think about it with everything

1159
01:02:33,980 --> 01:02:37,520
that's been going on, but we all think
that moments like this should be

1160
01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:38,780
recognised. Oh, no.

1161
01:02:39,060 --> 01:02:43,440
No, just a minute, Dave. Please, Grace,
let me finish. I also want you to know

1162
01:02:43,440 --> 01:02:45,540
that this evening's meal is on me.

1163
01:02:47,120 --> 01:02:51,880
and are fully intent for us to push the
board out. Oh, no, Dave, hang on a

1164
01:02:51,880 --> 01:02:55,140
minute. Grace, please, I've had a good
year and it's my pleasure.

1165
01:02:55,700 --> 01:03:00,060
Now, ladies and gents, would you join me
in a toast to Morris and Grace?

1166
01:03:01,300 --> 01:03:02,300
Happy anniversary.

1167
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,520
To Morris and Grace.

1168
01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,700
This is very nice, but it's not our
anniversary.

1169
01:03:10,380 --> 01:03:11,400
It's in November.

1170
01:03:11,660 --> 01:03:16,260
It's the 38th, not the 40th. But we saw
the photograph in your album.

1171
01:03:16,890 --> 01:03:18,590
Of you and Morris outside the church?

1172
01:03:18,850 --> 01:03:20,610
It was dated 40 years ago tomorrow.

1173
01:03:21,350 --> 01:03:22,390
Oh, that wasn't me.

1174
01:03:22,950 --> 01:03:25,750
Ah, that would have been my sister's
wedding.

1175
01:03:26,250 --> 01:03:27,430
I was giving her away.

1176
01:03:27,670 --> 01:03:29,370
Oh, we assumed it was you.

1177
01:03:29,610 --> 01:03:31,450
Oh, no, I'm sorry.

1178
01:03:32,350 --> 01:03:34,910
We've cocked it up, haven't we? We were
going to surprise you, we've cocked it

1179
01:03:34,910 --> 01:03:36,210
up. There's a novelty.

1180
01:03:36,750 --> 01:03:42,430
Oh, no, it's lovely of you. I think
we're very lucky to have such good

1181
01:03:42,530 --> 01:03:43,468
don't you, Morris?

1182
01:03:43,470 --> 01:03:44,470
Oh, yeah, absolutely.

1183
01:03:46,490 --> 01:03:48,930
You will still be paying for the dinner,
won't you, Dave?

1184
01:03:49,670 --> 01:03:50,870
Of course I am.

1185
01:03:57,050 --> 01:04:03,910
I love Simon and Garfunkel. Actually, I

1186
01:04:03,910 --> 01:04:06,210
went to their concert in Hyde Park. So
did I.

1187
01:04:06,550 --> 01:04:07,550
I remember seeing you there.

1188
01:04:07,830 --> 01:04:09,770
Oh, no, I was right at the back in the
standing section.

1189
01:04:10,310 --> 01:04:11,310
Where were you?

1190
01:04:12,530 --> 01:04:14,360
Well... I bet you had to rent my seat,
didn't you?

1191
01:04:15,420 --> 01:04:16,420
No, no, no.

1192
01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,180
I was at least three rows back.

1193
01:04:25,740 --> 01:04:28,060
So you come with us tomorrow morning,
Rob?

1194
01:04:30,540 --> 01:04:31,540
Rob?

1195
01:04:31,780 --> 01:04:34,320
Sorry, what? Come with us tomorrow
morning. Deliver the parcel.

1196
01:04:34,580 --> 01:04:35,580
Yeah.

1197
01:04:39,880 --> 01:04:41,600
What's the dress code for tomorrow,
Grey?

1198
01:04:42,060 --> 01:04:43,620
Only I've never scattered ashes before.

1199
01:04:44,060 --> 01:04:46,180
Oh, well, don't wear your Sunday best,
for goodness sake.

1200
01:04:46,440 --> 01:04:47,700
Am I still carrying the urn tomorrow?

1201
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,160
Oh, yes.

1202
01:04:49,500 --> 01:04:52,240
Right. How many more conditions are
there, Grace?

1203
01:04:52,960 --> 01:04:53,960
Not many.

1204
01:04:54,040 --> 01:04:57,140
And in return for doing them, I get two
very nice clocks.

1205
01:04:59,740 --> 01:05:00,740
Stop it.

1206
01:05:01,200 --> 01:05:04,220
Have you seen all this at the end?

1207
01:05:05,780 --> 01:05:07,600
She's doing it deliberately to wire me
up.

1208
01:05:08,040 --> 01:05:09,500
Just ignore it, mate. It's nothing.

1209
01:05:09,740 --> 01:05:11,020
I'm not sitting here watching this.

1210
01:05:28,779 --> 01:05:30,000
Well, here we are.

1211
01:05:30,860 --> 01:05:31,860
Yep.

1212
01:05:32,200 --> 01:05:33,138
Here we are.

1213
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:34,760
I told you I could find it on my own.

1214
01:05:35,480 --> 01:05:36,439
Resourceful girl.

1215
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:40,280
I'm really sorry I kept you up so late.
I completely lost track of time.

1216
01:05:41,180 --> 01:05:42,820
Well, do you hear me complaining?

1217
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:44,320
No.

1218
01:05:46,100 --> 01:05:48,340
I've had a really nice time tonight,
Ben.

1219
01:06:15,040 --> 01:06:16,040
What's this?

1220
01:06:16,220 --> 01:06:17,220
We going somewhere?

1221
01:06:17,380 --> 01:06:18,620
Not we, babe, just me.

1222
01:06:19,200 --> 01:06:20,200
Oh, what's wrong?

1223
01:06:21,060 --> 01:06:24,120
Nothing. No, come on, you don't pack a
bag in the middle of the night over

1224
01:06:24,120 --> 01:06:25,880
nothing. Is it something I said?

1225
01:06:27,120 --> 01:06:28,160
Nothing you've said, Rob.

1226
01:06:28,520 --> 01:06:30,060
It's just time for me to go, that's all.

1227
01:06:30,440 --> 01:06:31,580
At one o 'clock in the morning?

1228
01:06:33,100 --> 01:06:38,220
Look, Rob, when we first started this,
it was just for a laugh, yeah?

1229
01:06:39,660 --> 01:06:41,660
Two married people having a bit on the
side.

1230
01:06:42,220 --> 01:06:43,520
That's exciting, isn't it?

1231
01:06:44,140 --> 01:06:45,640
Very. That's what's changed.

1232
01:06:46,260 --> 01:06:47,260
I met Leonie.

1233
01:06:47,900 --> 01:06:48,900
That's what changed.

1234
01:06:49,500 --> 01:06:50,500
I quite like her.

1235
01:06:51,780 --> 01:06:53,600
Yeah, well, I like her too.

1236
01:06:55,080 --> 01:06:56,200
It's more than that, Rob.

1237
01:06:56,820 --> 01:06:59,160
You should have seen the way you were
looking at her across the dinner table.

1238
01:06:59,540 --> 01:07:02,800
You couldn't take your eyes off her.
Yeah, well, that was because I was

1239
01:07:02,800 --> 01:07:05,560
it a bit strange watching her flirt with
that bloke Ben all night.

1240
01:07:07,400 --> 01:07:10,220
I'm sorry if I cut you out of things. I
was probably a bit jealous.

1241
01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:12,980
What I saw was more than jealousy, babe.

1242
01:07:13,840 --> 01:07:16,140
I think you've still got it big time for
her.

1243
01:07:16,380 --> 01:07:17,560
Jax, please don't be silly.

1244
01:07:18,200 --> 01:07:19,640
I know what I saw.

1245
01:07:20,500 --> 01:07:23,000
I know you think I'm dippy, and maybe I
am.

1246
01:07:23,680 --> 01:07:24,680
But I'm not stupid.

1247
01:07:26,280 --> 01:07:27,460
Better if I just get out of the way.

1248
01:07:28,600 --> 01:07:29,600
Look, I've got to run.

1249
01:07:30,200 --> 01:07:31,280
I've got a taxi coming.

1250
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:33,460
The train's at two.

1251
01:07:35,880 --> 01:07:37,640
Jax, please.

1252
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:41,020
Thanks for everything, sweetheart.

1253
01:07:42,080 --> 01:07:43,080
Take care.

1254
01:07:47,790 --> 01:07:54,650
The thing is, when you boil it all down,
put just a tiny speck

1255
01:07:54,650 --> 01:07:55,650
in the universe.

1256
01:07:55,670 --> 01:08:00,030
A 60 -watt bowl in the star -spangled
cosmos.

1257
01:08:00,730 --> 01:08:03,670
A crumb on the tablecloth of life.

1258
01:08:04,370 --> 01:08:05,970
It's a very humbling experience.

1259
01:08:07,050 --> 01:08:08,050
Don't you think so?

1260
01:08:08,710 --> 01:08:09,830
Yes, of course you do.

1261
01:08:10,270 --> 01:08:13,370
You're even lower down the evolutionary
scale than I am.

1262
01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:14,830
No, I wouldn't have said so.

1263
01:08:15,980 --> 01:08:18,620
No, don't get me wrong, old chap. I
wasn't trying to be offensive.

1264
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,920
Sorry.

1265
01:08:20,020 --> 01:08:21,020
Yes?

1266
01:08:21,439 --> 01:08:22,439
Behind you.

1267
01:08:23,779 --> 01:08:26,080
Oh, hello, Grace. What are you doing?

1268
01:08:26,740 --> 01:08:30,640
I was just finishing a bit of a chat
with Archie here.

1269
01:08:31,540 --> 01:08:33,300
Has he got much to say for himself?

1270
01:08:33,520 --> 01:08:34,700
No, not really.

1271
01:08:49,770 --> 01:08:50,608
You off somewhere?

1272
01:08:50,609 --> 01:08:51,970
Yeah. Home.

1273
01:08:52,229 --> 01:08:53,750
A bit of time of night. Why?

1274
01:08:54,830 --> 01:08:56,750
Well, I think we both know the answer to
that one, eh?

1275
01:08:57,470 --> 01:08:58,470
You were at dinner.

1276
01:08:58,990 --> 01:08:59,990
Yes.

1277
01:09:00,189 --> 01:09:02,050
Well, I wish you luck, Jackie.

1278
01:09:02,830 --> 01:09:03,830
Oh, thanks.

1279
01:09:04,430 --> 01:09:05,950
It's been nice meeting you, Grace.

1280
01:09:06,470 --> 01:09:07,470
And you too, Maurice.

1281
01:09:07,850 --> 01:09:08,850
Yeah. Cheerio.

1282
01:09:09,990 --> 01:09:11,790
Hope it all goes OK for you tomorrow.

1283
01:09:12,170 --> 01:09:13,170
Oh, thank you.

1284
01:09:13,470 --> 01:09:14,470
Safe journey.

1285
01:09:14,729 --> 01:09:15,729
Done.

1286
01:09:16,410 --> 01:09:17,410
Hmm.

1287
01:09:18,130 --> 01:09:19,189
Someone's smoking dope.

1288
01:09:20,400 --> 01:09:21,400
Dope?

1289
01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:22,880
You know, dope.

1290
01:09:23,340 --> 01:09:26,279
Grass. The old wacky -backy. Well, you
must be able to smell it.

1291
01:09:30,859 --> 01:09:31,719
Oh, well.

1292
01:09:31,720 --> 01:09:32,720
Better go.

1293
01:09:33,260 --> 01:09:34,260
Darling.

1294
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:36,439
Goodbye.

1295
01:09:36,899 --> 01:09:37,899
Bye.

1296
01:09:43,540 --> 01:09:47,220
I think we'd better get you to bed,
Morris.

1297
01:09:47,990 --> 01:09:50,290
I'll just finish this. I think you've
had enough.

1298
01:09:50,569 --> 01:09:51,569
Really?

1299
01:09:51,810 --> 01:09:52,990
I'll be up in a minute.

1300
01:09:54,950 --> 01:09:56,330
They sure you are.

1301
01:10:01,810 --> 01:10:03,390
There's women for you, Archie.

1302
01:10:04,070 --> 01:10:05,230
They're a breed apart.

1303
01:10:22,120 --> 01:10:23,920
So, um, no Ben?

1304
01:10:27,100 --> 01:10:29,000
No. No Jackie?

1305
01:10:29,340 --> 01:10:31,840
No. No, she had to get back. A bit of a
family crisis.

1306
01:10:32,200 --> 01:10:33,019
Oh, really?

1307
01:10:33,020 --> 01:10:34,400
Well, that's not what I heard from
Grace.

1308
01:10:35,760 --> 01:10:36,760
Oh, right.

1309
01:10:37,460 --> 01:10:38,460
So you know.

1310
01:10:38,940 --> 01:10:39,940
Fine.

1311
01:10:40,600 --> 01:10:42,160
Well, so what? These things happen.

1312
01:10:42,500 --> 01:10:43,500
Yeah, they do.

1313
01:10:43,520 --> 01:10:47,280
So your Mountie didn't fancy sticking
around for the scattering of the ashes?

1314
01:10:49,740 --> 01:10:53,040
No. Well, it's nothing to do with him,
is it? He's not one of our friends.

1315
01:10:53,440 --> 01:10:54,440
Oh, really?

1316
01:10:54,580 --> 01:10:56,080
Seemed pretty friendly with you during
dinner.

1317
01:10:56,400 --> 01:10:58,020
And after dinner, come to that.

1318
01:10:58,320 --> 01:10:59,360
And what's that supposed to mean?

1319
01:10:59,580 --> 01:11:01,400
Oh, I'm just surprised you didn't stick
around at all.

1320
01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:04,840
Had his quickie and then went home, eh?
Oh, shut up. You know, I never thought

1321
01:11:04,840 --> 01:11:06,900
you'd be the sort to go in for a one
-night stand.

1322
01:11:08,160 --> 01:11:09,640
Well, who says it was a one -night
stand?

1323
01:11:10,520 --> 01:11:13,340
Oh, you're seeing him again this night.
Well, am I? I've got his number.

1324
01:11:13,600 --> 01:11:16,600
Oh, honestly, I'm happy for you. Oh,
grow up. Will you just grow up?

1325
01:11:17,290 --> 01:11:18,670
There wasn't any one -night stands.

1326
01:11:19,110 --> 01:11:20,110
You just said there was.

1327
01:11:20,150 --> 01:11:24,270
No, you just said there was. I mean,
you're so quick to make assumptions and

1328
01:11:24,270 --> 01:11:27,650
always assume that people behave like
you. Well, they don't. Oh, don't play

1329
01:11:27,650 --> 01:11:30,270
little Miss Innocent with me. I saw him
go into your room.

1330
01:11:31,290 --> 01:11:34,050
Yeah, to write his number down, Rob,
that is all.

1331
01:11:34,370 --> 01:11:35,470
Then he went home.

1332
01:11:37,170 --> 01:11:39,170
Oh. Oh, yeah, exactly.

1333
01:11:41,370 --> 01:11:42,370
Hiya.

1334
01:11:54,860 --> 01:11:57,260
morning. Marcus here. Hello, Marcus. How
are you?

1335
01:11:57,540 --> 01:12:00,600
Fine, thank you. I trust all is well?
Oh, perfect.

1336
01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:02,860
Yeah, all going to plan. I've got your
package.

1337
01:12:03,260 --> 01:12:04,260
Delighted to hear it.

1338
01:12:04,380 --> 01:12:08,160
Now, as luck would have it, my wife's
ghastly family left late last night in

1339
01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:12,500
high dudgeon. I can't imagine what upset
them. Anyway, I'm now in a position to

1340
01:12:12,500 --> 01:12:16,220
present the gift myself, and even as we
speak, I'm heading up to Leeds to join

1341
01:12:16,220 --> 01:12:17,220
you. All right.

1342
01:12:17,580 --> 01:12:20,980
I've spoken with my brother -in -law,
and we've moved the meeting to 11.

1343
01:12:21,240 --> 01:12:22,240
Is that all right with you?

1344
01:12:22,520 --> 01:12:23,920
Oh, absolutely fine, yeah.

1345
01:12:24,570 --> 01:12:25,810
Right. Well, I'll see you then.

1346
01:12:26,090 --> 01:12:27,090
Bye.

1347
01:12:31,530 --> 01:12:32,530
Well, Grace.

1348
01:12:32,750 --> 01:12:33,750
Big day, eh?

1349
01:12:34,230 --> 01:12:35,230
Yes.

1350
01:12:35,990 --> 01:12:36,990
You going to be all right?

1351
01:12:38,270 --> 01:12:39,270
Oh, I think so.

1352
01:12:44,210 --> 01:12:46,310
I'm sorry about your mum. I really am.

1353
01:12:46,950 --> 01:12:47,950
Don't be silly.

1354
01:12:48,230 --> 01:12:50,650
I know you never liked her. I know.

1355
01:12:51,130 --> 01:12:52,670
But that's not the issue, is it?

1356
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:54,560
It's about how you feel.

1357
01:12:55,560 --> 01:12:59,220
Losing a parent, even at our age, well,
it's not easy, is it?

1358
01:12:59,440 --> 01:13:00,440
No.

1359
01:13:01,820 --> 01:13:02,980
You're going to miss her a lot.

1360
01:13:03,860 --> 01:13:04,860
It's sad.

1361
01:13:05,460 --> 01:13:06,460
Yes, it is.

1362
01:13:08,100 --> 01:13:10,660
So, I just want to say I'm sorry.

1363
01:13:13,420 --> 01:13:14,420
Thank you.

1364
01:13:17,160 --> 01:13:19,780
Tell me, how long does probate normally
take?

1365
01:13:22,300 --> 01:13:26,560
Actually... Perhaps now would be a good
time to tell you about Mum's other

1366
01:13:26,560 --> 01:13:27,560
conditions.

1367
01:13:28,260 --> 01:13:29,260
Right.

1368
01:13:46,660 --> 01:13:48,680
This is a bit cloak and dagger, isn't
it?

1369
01:13:49,600 --> 01:13:50,600
It's just somewhere to meet.

1370
01:13:50,920 --> 01:13:51,920
Easy to find.

1371
01:13:52,790 --> 01:13:57,050
Dave, you hand over a birthday present
in a hotel room or a coffee bar or in

1372
01:13:57,050 --> 01:14:00,510
someone's front room. You don't go
skulking around a deserted car park.

1373
01:14:00,790 --> 01:14:01,790
Give over.

1374
01:14:04,170 --> 01:14:06,030
Hey, you reckon that's him?

1375
01:14:07,030 --> 01:14:08,170
Your brother -in -law?

1376
01:14:09,290 --> 01:14:10,370
Dunno. Probably.

1377
01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:13,430
You've got to admit, this is all a bit
iffy.

1378
01:14:35,500 --> 01:14:36,600
Good to see you. Good to see you.

1379
01:14:36,840 --> 01:14:37,840
Good morning, David.

1380
01:14:38,280 --> 01:14:39,760
Oh, you've brought your little friend.

1381
01:14:40,040 --> 01:14:41,040
Good morning, Rob.

1382
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:42,920
Hi, Marcus.

1383
01:14:43,120 --> 01:14:45,860
Let me introduce you. Warren, this is
David and Rob.

1384
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:47,760
Pleased to meet you.

1385
01:14:47,960 --> 01:14:49,660
Oh, here you are. David Stone.

1386
01:14:50,040 --> 01:14:52,740
Excellent. Thank you very much. Warren,
this is for you.

1387
01:14:53,420 --> 01:14:54,239
Thanks, Mark.

1388
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:55,240
Very kind.

1389
01:14:58,920 --> 01:15:02,100
Well, I don't think we need to detain
you any longer, David. I know you've got

1390
01:15:02,100 --> 01:15:03,039
things to do.

1391
01:15:03,040 --> 01:15:04,040
I think they won't keep.

1392
01:15:04,640 --> 01:15:06,360
Go on then, Warren. Let's see what he's
got you.

1393
01:15:09,380 --> 01:15:10,380
All right.

1394
01:15:21,380 --> 01:15:22,520
There we are, you see?

1395
01:15:22,780 --> 01:15:23,780
It's a briefcase.

1396
01:15:23,920 --> 01:15:25,000
Yeah, but what's inside?

1397
01:15:26,160 --> 01:15:27,260
Care to share, Marcus?

1398
01:15:27,520 --> 01:15:28,980
Well, you spoiled the surprise.

1399
01:15:29,540 --> 01:15:30,540
What is it, money?

1400
01:15:30,660 --> 01:15:33,640
Yeah, I'll bet it is. One of your little
backhanders. Enough, Rob.

1401
01:15:34,520 --> 01:15:35,820
It's nice to meet you, Warren.

1402
01:15:36,260 --> 01:15:38,800
We'll say our goodbyes. No, no, no. I
want to see what's inside.

1403
01:15:39,120 --> 01:15:41,380
Well, you can't. You're making a fool of
yourself, Rob, am I?

1404
01:15:41,660 --> 01:15:44,880
Well, there's only one way to find out.
Knock the door. Knock the door. Get up.

1405
01:15:45,380 --> 01:15:46,380
Knock the door.

1406
01:15:46,780 --> 01:15:47,820
Knock the door.

1407
01:15:48,460 --> 01:15:49,460
Get up.

1408
01:15:49,940 --> 01:15:50,940
Get up.

1409
01:16:20,820 --> 01:16:24,340
That camera cost more than 4 ,000
pounds.

1410
01:16:25,620 --> 01:16:27,420
I don't quite know what to say, Marcus.

1411
01:16:27,760 --> 01:16:29,280
I can only apologize, Warren.

1412
01:16:30,740 --> 01:16:31,800
Must be something I could do.

1413
01:16:32,140 --> 01:16:36,400
You've already done more than enough. It
would be best if you just left.

1414
01:16:36,700 --> 01:16:38,960
Yeah, but... Now, please.

1415
01:16:47,120 --> 01:16:49,960
It's three quarts of my work's tied up
with her, and you just balls it all up.

1416
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:52,880
You're the one who tries to open the
sides. You let it go. You told me to let

1417
01:16:52,880 --> 01:16:53,880
go.

1418
01:16:56,980 --> 01:17:02,320
I am so very sorry about that, Warren.
One would have thought that even a

1419
01:17:02,320 --> 01:17:05,920
like David could have managed such a
simple task, but clearly even this was

1420
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:06,920
beyond him.

1421
01:17:07,100 --> 01:17:11,060
Ah, well, no matter. We'll just have to
think of some other way of thanking you

1422
01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:12,640
for pushing through our planning
application.

1423
01:17:17,560 --> 01:17:18,560
David?

1424
01:17:19,540 --> 01:17:21,740
I was coming back to office to buy
Warren a new camera.

1425
01:17:22,080 --> 01:17:23,280
But Rob was right, wasn't he?

1426
01:17:23,800 --> 01:17:25,180
He made such a fool out of me.

1427
01:17:25,440 --> 01:17:29,780
Oh, spare me the anguish, please, David.
It's called business.

1428
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:31,780
It's called fraud, actually.

1429
01:17:32,360 --> 01:17:34,760
I'm sure the local council will be very
interested to know what you two have

1430
01:17:34,760 --> 01:17:35,619
been up to.

1431
01:17:35,620 --> 01:17:36,620
I see.

1432
01:17:37,260 --> 01:17:41,300
Now, do realise that any move in that
direction would mean the end of our

1433
01:17:41,300 --> 01:17:46,220
working relationship, and that would
mean a substantial hole in your

1434
01:17:46,300 --> 01:17:47,300
would it not?

1435
01:17:49,120 --> 01:17:50,240
Yeah. Yeah, you're right.

1436
01:17:52,800 --> 01:17:54,360
Maybe I should stop and think about it.

1437
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:56,860
I thought about it.

1438
01:17:57,920 --> 01:17:58,920
Shove it.

1439
01:18:07,640 --> 01:18:09,820
Do hurry up, Morris. You're going to
make us late.

1440
01:18:10,220 --> 01:18:12,100
I'm not sure I want to come along now.

1441
01:18:12,560 --> 01:18:14,640
Oh, well, that's your choice, dear.

1442
01:18:15,020 --> 01:18:18,760
I'll just phone Patrick and tell him he
can have the clock, shall I? Oh, Grace!

1443
01:18:19,740 --> 01:18:20,740
Grace!

1444
01:18:21,160 --> 01:18:22,160
Grace!

1445
01:18:25,100 --> 01:18:26,160
Hey, Rob.

1446
01:18:40,050 --> 01:18:42,990
No word to Kath about what just
happened, okay? I'll break it to her on

1447
01:18:42,990 --> 01:18:44,230
time. What's on here?

1448
01:18:47,630 --> 01:18:48,990
Oh, have a look at this.

1449
01:18:50,430 --> 01:18:52,210
Very nice, Morrie.

1450
01:18:52,450 --> 01:18:53,450
Very nice.

1451
01:18:54,090 --> 01:18:58,050
And I think it's very brave of you to
choose this weekend with all of us here

1452
01:18:58,050 --> 01:18:59,150
come out as a cross -dresser.

1453
01:18:59,770 --> 01:19:00,810
Here we go.

1454
01:19:01,210 --> 01:19:03,670
Come on, then. Let's have it. Let's get
it over and done with.

1455
01:19:03,890 --> 01:19:05,950
Oh, no, no, no, mate. I'm going to make
this last.

1456
01:19:06,530 --> 01:19:08,270
I wish I had a camera.

1457
01:19:09,130 --> 01:19:10,130
Sorry, Dave.

1458
01:19:10,470 --> 01:19:11,470
What's going on?

1459
01:19:12,010 --> 01:19:13,670
Trying not to draw attention to it.

1460
01:19:14,190 --> 01:19:15,810
He's feeling a bit conspicuous.

1461
01:19:16,150 --> 01:19:18,850
Draw attention to it? Looks like
hyacinth bouquet.

1462
01:19:19,110 --> 01:19:20,810
It's just another thing Elsie wanted.

1463
01:19:21,290 --> 01:19:23,790
God bless her. Why, he has to dress up
in all that lot?

1464
01:19:24,050 --> 01:19:25,870
Yes, until the ashes are scattered.

1465
01:19:26,170 --> 01:19:30,450
And any time anyone says the name
Elsie... God bless her. He has to say

1466
01:19:31,470 --> 01:19:34,350
So, if I say Elsie... God bless her.

1467
01:19:34,650 --> 01:19:37,090
Or Dave says Elsie... Elsie. God bless
her.

1468
01:19:37,560 --> 01:19:42,380
Or even if you say Elsie, God bless her,
he has to say God bless her. Yes, but

1469
01:19:42,380 --> 01:19:44,320
let's not overdo it, eh, Rob?

1470
01:19:44,520 --> 01:19:47,300
Well, I'll try, but I can't promise,
Grace. This is too much fun.

1471
01:19:48,120 --> 01:19:49,980
Go on, let's get loaded up. In you get,
girls.

1472
01:19:50,240 --> 01:19:51,900
He's talking to you, gorgeous. Pack it
in.

1473
01:20:23,050 --> 01:20:23,949
So where now?

1474
01:20:23,950 --> 01:20:24,950
The top of the moor.

1475
01:20:25,550 --> 01:20:27,450
About three miles or so that way.

1476
01:20:27,830 --> 01:20:28,830
Three miles?

1477
01:20:29,290 --> 01:20:32,350
I'm not walking three miles. I get tired
driving that far.

1478
01:20:32,630 --> 01:20:34,410
You can always stay in the van if you're
not up to it, Rob.

1479
01:20:35,470 --> 01:20:38,570
Why can't we scatter the old girl here?
I mean, what difference does it make?

1480
01:20:38,790 --> 01:20:40,130
Well, Mum was very specific.

1481
01:20:40,430 --> 01:20:41,830
It'd have to be the top of the moor.

1482
01:20:42,050 --> 01:20:44,750
Does it matter? I mean, it's not as if
it's actually her in the urn.

1483
01:20:46,690 --> 01:20:49,690
What? What? What do you mean, she's not
in the urn?

1484
01:20:50,990 --> 01:20:52,170
Oh, no, she's in the urn.

1485
01:20:52,520 --> 01:20:57,460
Yeah, yeah, of course she's in the urn.
What I mean is, it's not the actual

1486
01:20:57,460 --> 01:21:03,000
person in the urn, you know? That warm,
lovable human being we all knew and

1487
01:21:03,000 --> 01:21:04,000
loved, you know?

1488
01:21:04,100 --> 01:21:06,380
Elsie. God bless her. Yes, thank you,
miss.

1489
01:21:06,860 --> 01:21:08,340
I mean, it's just her remains.

1490
01:21:08,840 --> 01:21:09,659
Oh, I see.

1491
01:21:09,660 --> 01:21:14,020
So my point is... Is what, Rob?

1492
01:21:14,600 --> 01:21:20,300
My point is that since she has been
reduced to a pile of ash, what

1493
01:21:20,300 --> 01:21:22,220
would it make if we just... Scout her
here.

1494
01:21:23,660 --> 01:21:26,220
Well, you seem to forget her spirit,
Rob.

1495
01:21:26,620 --> 01:21:29,120
You see, I firmly believe that she's up
there.

1496
01:21:29,660 --> 01:21:31,900
Right now, looking down on us.

1497
01:21:33,940 --> 01:21:34,960
Shall we crack on?

1498
01:21:35,800 --> 01:21:38,740
Come on then, Doris. Oh, sorry, Morris.

1499
01:21:39,320 --> 01:21:40,320
Lead on.

1500
01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:44,580
Just a bit of footwork there, matey boy.

1501
01:21:56,200 --> 01:21:57,960
It's supposed to be frail pensioners.
Look at them go.

1502
01:21:58,220 --> 01:21:59,119
I know.

1503
01:21:59,120 --> 01:22:00,560
Haven't they heard of osteoporosis?

1504
01:22:00,840 --> 01:22:01,840
Have you listened to me, Julia?

1505
01:22:01,960 --> 01:22:03,540
Yeah, I know. It's pathetic, isn't it?

1506
01:22:04,200 --> 01:22:06,720
Better keep going, matey boy. Just think
of the nice lunch we'll have when we

1507
01:22:06,720 --> 01:22:07,279
get back.

1508
01:22:07,280 --> 01:22:08,280
If we get back.

1509
01:22:33,420 --> 01:22:34,420
Honey?

1510
01:22:35,640 --> 01:22:36,640
Can I say something?

1511
01:22:36,820 --> 01:22:37,820
What?

1512
01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:41,260
I'm very sorry for what I said earlier
about you and Ben. I was out of order.

1513
01:22:41,940 --> 01:22:42,940
Yeah, you were.

1514
01:22:43,380 --> 01:22:47,180
Just seeing you and him together like
that at dinner, it freaked me out.

1515
01:22:47,860 --> 01:22:49,440
Just jealousy, Rob, that's all.

1516
01:22:50,800 --> 01:22:53,280
Jackie thought there was more to it than
that. Oh, did she?

1517
01:22:53,600 --> 01:22:55,540
Yeah, she thought you and I had some
unfinished business.

1518
01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:56,940
Oh, good old Jackie.

1519
01:22:57,180 --> 01:23:00,540
First she's a mistress, now she's a
marriage guidance counsellor.

1520
01:23:01,180 --> 01:23:02,180
Come on, Loan.

1521
01:23:03,050 --> 01:23:05,090
She only went home because she didn't
want to be in the way.

1522
01:23:05,310 --> 01:23:06,310
Of what? Of us.

1523
01:23:07,270 --> 01:23:08,950
There isn't an us anymore, Rob.

1524
01:23:09,370 --> 01:23:11,410
You were pretty quick to tell her we
were still married.

1525
01:23:11,730 --> 01:23:16,610
Only technically. It's just a bit of
paper. Look, we vowed to be together for

1526
01:23:16,610 --> 01:23:17,610
better or worse.

1527
01:23:17,710 --> 01:23:20,210
There was also the little matter of
forsaking all others.

1528
01:23:21,410 --> 01:23:26,850
Yeah, well, maybe I should have done
more forsaking, but... Like I said, we

1529
01:23:26,850 --> 01:23:27,850
still married.

1530
01:23:28,190 --> 01:23:30,050
Like I said, Rob, only technically.

1531
01:23:34,860 --> 01:23:35,860
Here.

1532
01:23:36,020 --> 01:23:38,220
Don't expect too much tonight, Kat. I'm
knackered.

1533
01:23:38,880 --> 01:23:39,880
It's all right, love.

1534
01:23:40,260 --> 01:23:42,060
You excused duty for a few days.

1535
01:23:42,320 --> 01:23:43,219
Oh, it's a shame.

1536
01:23:43,220 --> 01:23:44,460
Just beginning to get the hang of it.

1537
01:24:14,960 --> 01:24:15,960
you, Morris.

1538
01:24:16,280 --> 01:24:17,340
It's perfect.

1539
01:24:20,460 --> 01:24:23,940
Yes, just pop it down there and then we
can get set up.

1540
01:24:25,260 --> 01:24:26,260
Set up?

1541
01:24:28,380 --> 01:24:31,600
Look, I know I've been an idiot.

1542
01:24:32,340 --> 01:24:36,660
I know I've treated you badly and I'm
sorry. I really am.

1543
01:24:38,480 --> 01:24:39,480
Okay.

1544
01:24:40,040 --> 01:24:42,440
And I want to come home. Oh, Rob,
it's... No, please.

1545
01:24:42,960 --> 01:24:43,960
Hear me out.

1546
01:24:45,280 --> 01:24:48,700
It's taken me being away from you to
realise how much I miss you. I miss

1547
01:24:48,700 --> 01:24:51,920
with you. I miss being with the kids. I
miss everything we had together.

1548
01:24:54,420 --> 01:24:55,440
I can't, Rob.

1549
01:24:56,120 --> 01:24:57,560
I can't go through all that again.

1550
01:24:59,480 --> 01:25:00,780
You broke my heart.

1551
01:25:01,500 --> 01:25:02,500
I know.

1552
01:25:02,820 --> 01:25:04,060
You made me feel stupid.

1553
01:25:04,320 --> 01:25:07,100
I won't be humiliated like that anymore.
I can't put myself through it again. I

1554
01:25:07,100 --> 01:25:07,739
just can't.

1555
01:25:07,740 --> 01:25:09,400
And you won't have to.

1556
01:25:10,780 --> 01:25:13,540
Let me come home.

1557
01:25:14,160 --> 01:25:16,040
And I promise... No, don't promise, Rob.

1558
01:25:16,280 --> 01:25:17,280
All right, all right.

1559
01:25:17,380 --> 01:25:18,380
No promises.

1560
01:25:20,080 --> 01:25:23,260
Take me back, and I will try.

1561
01:25:23,660 --> 01:25:26,520
I really will try to do better.

1562
01:25:30,980 --> 01:25:31,980
Please.

1563
01:26:00,270 --> 01:26:01,910
What's Miss Marple up to now?

1564
01:26:02,450 --> 01:26:06,270
Now, you'd all like to form a semicircle
around here.

1565
01:26:08,950 --> 01:26:11,010
Right. Shall we start?

1566
01:26:13,070 --> 01:26:18,350
I'd just like to say a few words about
my mum, Elsie. God bless her.

1567
01:26:19,510 --> 01:26:20,950
Elsie... God bless her.

1568
01:26:21,170 --> 01:26:22,950
...was a remarkable person.

1569
01:26:23,190 --> 01:26:25,450
She was optimistic and positive.

1570
01:26:25,930 --> 01:26:29,050
She always gave me and my sister great
encouragement.

1571
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:35,560
She was a very generous person who gave
regularly to good causes. Some people

1572
01:26:35,560 --> 01:26:37,500
thought she was a little eccentric.

1573
01:26:39,920 --> 01:26:45,780
But those of us who knew her realised
she was just a quirky soul with a great

1574
01:26:45,780 --> 01:26:46,780
sense of fun.

1575
01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:53,820
Mum loved Yorkshire and wanted this
beautiful spot to be her final resting

1576
01:26:53,820 --> 01:26:54,820
place.

1577
01:26:58,830 --> 01:27:01,790
I hope you'll all enjoy one of Mum's
favourite songs.

1578
01:27:05,350 --> 01:27:12,170
So a deer, a female deer, ray a drop of
golden sun.

1579
01:27:12,390 --> 01:27:13,950
She loved the sound of music.

1580
01:27:14,270 --> 01:27:19,950
Me a name I call myself, far a long,
long way to run.

1581
01:27:20,830 --> 01:27:23,670
So a needle pulling thread,

1582
01:27:24,490 --> 01:27:27,490
love and hope for the soul.

1583
01:27:28,620 --> 01:27:35,260
Tea, a drink with camomile bread, that
will bring us back to Doe.

1584
01:27:35,300 --> 01:27:41,100
A deer, a female deer, pray a drop of
golden sun.

1585
01:28:08,970 --> 01:28:10,570
I couldn't seem to find a way of
stopping.

1586
01:28:11,110 --> 01:28:12,110
OK.

1587
01:28:12,370 --> 01:28:13,370
Are we ready?

1588
01:28:14,730 --> 01:28:15,770
Just say the word.

1589
01:28:17,350 --> 01:28:18,350
Goodbye, Mum.

1590
01:28:18,930 --> 01:28:19,930
God bless.

1591
01:28:51,630 --> 01:28:52,630
Cigarette ends?

1592
01:28:52,970 --> 01:28:56,830
Well, probably in her pocket when she
was cremated.

1593
01:29:00,270 --> 01:29:03,110
No, the shotgun was all Mum's idea.

1594
01:29:03,410 --> 01:29:05,210
She said she wanted to go out with the
bank.

1595
01:29:05,890 --> 01:29:06,890
Where'd she get it from?

1596
01:29:07,480 --> 01:29:08,480
Where's my dad?

1597
01:29:08,580 --> 01:29:10,080
He's been in the loft for years.

1598
01:29:10,500 --> 01:29:13,900
Really? I know he was there. I've been
seeing the old girl off years ago.

1599
01:29:16,920 --> 01:29:17,980
Where's Rob and Leonie?

1600
01:29:18,860 --> 01:29:19,860
Here they come.

1601
01:29:22,100 --> 01:29:23,100
You all right, Robbie?

1602
01:29:23,220 --> 01:29:24,520
Perfect. Thank you, matey boy.

1603
01:29:25,060 --> 01:29:26,060
Good.

1604
01:29:27,280 --> 01:29:29,540
Yeah, great. You think I could take some
of this stuff off now?

1605
01:29:30,000 --> 01:29:33,920
I think I've humiliated myself enough,
don't you? Yes, love. You've been very

1606
01:29:33,920 --> 01:29:34,869
good.

1607
01:29:34,870 --> 01:29:37,570
I tell you what, I could murder a drink.
Oh, so could I.

1608
01:29:38,490 --> 01:29:41,590
Oh, yeah, that's right. Go on off
without me. Don't worry about me.

1609
01:29:41,990 --> 01:29:42,990
Oh, do you want a hand, Morris?

1610
01:29:43,190 --> 01:29:44,250
No, no, no, it's all right.

1611
01:29:46,070 --> 01:29:48,810
So, you two getting together again,
then?

1612
01:29:54,370 --> 01:29:55,370
Thought we might, yeah.

1613
01:29:56,130 --> 01:29:57,270
Is that a good idea, really?

1614
01:29:57,950 --> 01:30:00,990
I mean, it's not too late to change your
mind. Actually, Morris, we think you

1615
01:30:00,990 --> 01:30:01,990
should know the whole story.

1616
01:30:02,490 --> 01:30:06,520
What? Me and Leonie are thinking of
renewing our marriage vows.

1617
01:30:07,800 --> 01:30:08,940
Really? Yeah.

1618
01:30:09,140 --> 01:30:12,320
And we would be honoured if you would
consent to be our bridesmaid.

1619
01:30:14,600 --> 01:30:15,600
Bloody hell.

1620
01:30:15,940 --> 01:30:17,240
Here we go again.

1621
01:30:18,820 --> 01:30:22,540
Hey, I'll bet your mum must be laughing
her socks off at what we're about to do

1622
01:30:22,540 --> 01:30:23,499
this weekend.

1623
01:30:23,500 --> 01:30:25,000
Oh, I do hope so.

1624
01:30:25,460 --> 01:30:27,240
When did she come up with all those daft
things?

1625
01:30:27,720 --> 01:30:29,480
She didn't. I did.

1626
01:30:29,820 --> 01:30:31,700
He's going to be furious when he finds
out.

1627
01:30:32,460 --> 01:30:35,900
He's going to be even more furious when
he finds out his precious clocks are

1628
01:30:35,900 --> 01:30:36,900
worthless.